Favorite N00b Quotes

Canaidan

Canaidan

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What are your favorite quotes from noobs who dont ski when they watch skiing videos?

some of my favorites are:

"ahaha. Why is he skiing backwards!"

and

"Don't those rails destroy their skis? Why do they do that?"
 
some guy talking to his buddy who had shitty elan rental skis "Ya man those are one of the best skis on the market."

No. Just no.
 
two girls asked me if my skis were electric and if they had lights on them (the neon bottoms of this years recoils were reflecting on the snow)

i told them yeah theyre electric and it fucking sucks when the batteries run out because i have to go in the lodge and switch them before i ski again
 
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My cousin had one. The vibrations absorbed would power these two small lights on the top. Pretty fucking cool actually. There was some funky technology back in the day.
 
Here's a 89 page thread on this exact thing

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/354011/
 
sitting on lift old guy and his son they ask

" do you kids do those worly birds and the summer salts in the air?"

"Yes, yes we do."
 
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