Favorite Country Saying

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Phrosty

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Ok since there are fav. punk and rap saying this is your chance to post your favorite country saying.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
i got a barbeque stain on my white t-shirt

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
I need love tough as a pickup truck

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
my mothers my sister, and i live in a mobile home

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
'up up up, can only go up'

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
my wife divorced me, my pickup truck with a gun rack on the back broke down, now I'm out of beer...I guess it's time for suicide....

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.

What do I know...I'm Drunk

 
anything by hank williams sr (the only one who matters) or johnny cash

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Early one mournin' while making the rounds

I took a shot of cocaine and shot my woman down

-Johnny Cash 'Cocaine Blues'

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-Dan

'An object at rest cannot be stopped!'

 
the one in shannon schads scene in propaganda.......

theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
 
i got a double wide traila! we be movin up in the world paw!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

PS. K2skeepimp loves the cock!

 
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
dont tell my heart! my achui breaky heart,

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
my bumper sticker (this is over a confederate flag) IF YOU AINT, YOU AINT SHIT!

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
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