Guinness, Stella Artois, or Magic Hat (#9 or Circus Boy)
Whoever has PBR, Keystone, or Coors Light as their favorite beers seriously needs to check themselves. Yes I drink all 3 (as little Keystone as possible though), yes I enjoy the fact that they're much cheaper, and yes they all suck compared to actual good beer.
A lot of the locals around here like Genesee cause it's brewed here in Rochester, but my god shoot me in the tastebuds, blah.