Favor for my friend

[twistedxfaith]

So, my friends mom's birthday is coming up in like two weeks and he wants to get her something good, because hes leaving for college, and wants this present to be really good. He wants to sort of give her something to remember him. I was thinking engrave something? and he writes poems but he said he always writes her poems, but he wants to do something else. any and all ideas would be greatly appreciated

 

[charmander]

a dildo...

a porno movie...

a box of chocolates...

a sexy bubble bath with roses...

lmao

 

[twistedxfaith]

come on guys, I know you could come up with something

 

[ScratchFS91]

haha she'll definetly remeber the porn movie

 

[fourhundred]

he writes his mom poems?

wow my mom would kick me out of the house thinking I was a gay pervert

 

[R.Z.A.]

well how old is she going to be and what kind of stuff is she into?

 

[pho[tog]rapher]

get a nice pic of them blownup and framed or something

 

[2+2=5]

exactly what i was thinkin lol

 

[Free.Ski.Love]

thats the response you've got to expect on here...

he should make a cd of songs she'll remember him by...haha thats probably far too sentimental for a guy

 

[twistedxfaith]

hey nothing wrong with that, he just loves his mommy, doesnt make him gay

 

[pho[tog]rapher]

uhh obviously not for this one in particular....

 

[toominator]

get it printed b&w onto canvas, looks really good.

we did it for mum n dad one year, they loved it

 

[GFProd.]

oups I need education here...imao?

 

[396222687862]

LMAO = laughing my ass off. you've learned lots of english slangs today huh?

 

[soulskier]

i think he means for like birthdays and stuff

 

[twistedxfaith]

yeah, thats what was ment by it

 

[GFProd.]

haha yeah

 

[Reptar.]

kick her in the face. thats something she will never forget.

 

[reggyboy]

depends on how hard he kicks her...