Fav Napolean Dynamite Quotes

LoneBoarder

LoneBoarder

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Maybe this was a topic before, but I haven't been on NS in like, a year...

Anyway, whats your favorite lines from the movie?? I'll start one off...

'I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted'.

*I Like To Think I Can Beat People Up*
 
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^haha that part is great

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
'girls like guys will skills, num-chuck skills...bow-hunting skills..'

tmorry-spokane needs to smoke some moore crack

taelor-i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.

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*NWFT*

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you better get your equipment out of my locker because i can't fit my num chucks in there anymore.

Minor Threat Trailer

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

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GOSH!!

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Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
another one

' would you like to look like this?'

' thats a girl'

'im tryin to raise money for college'

' Your mom goes to college'

Minnesota represent
 
you know we cant afford the Fun-Pack!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
Bahahaha... whoever it was that posted the clip, thats awesome.

...bowstaff...

yesss!!!

How about when they are at the prom and he tells deb that he likes her sleeves!

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*I Like To Think I Can Beat People Up*
 
'would you like one of these key-chains? A must have for this seasons fashions'

'NO!, I made like afinity of those at scout camp!'

AHAHAH sooo good

We're all chasing the dream
 
on the kickball scene in the 'flippin features' on the dvd when don is talking to napolean...

'hey napoleon did you wet the bed last night?'

'hey don did you take a dump in your bed last night?'

'I could kick your butt napoleon so I'd shut up'

'why don't you go tell your mom to shut up'

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'did you say somthing about my mom?'

'maybe i did maybe i didn't'

'do you wanna die napolean?'

'yeah right who's the only one here that knows illegal ninja moves from the government?'

haha sorry thats a huge post but that part is hillarious, I hope i didn't ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen the deleted scenes yet.

*THINK SNOW*

help a brotha out
 
'I guess im just a little TO'd right now cuz she hasn't sent me a full body shot'

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
'what do you think about that one pedro'

'its pretty nice'

'yeah it looks pretty sweet. it looks awesome. that suits its, its incredable.'

WARNING: Pregnant women should not take Zocor because it may harm the fetus.
 
'So are you guys Pedro's cousin's? with all the sweet hookups?'

and on further note, the song that is being played in that car is based on a song by Zapp and Roger called 'So Ruff, So Tuff'. its my favorite song on that movie its tight

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
 
watch the movie all the way through the credits, at the very end at the wedding scene he rides in on a horse and said 'hey sorry im late, i just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallon for you guys'

 
'do you drink 1% because you think your fat?'

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'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
jesus some of you people are a disgrace to the world..get the goddamn quotes right!

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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!

 
dont be jelous cause i have been online all day chating with hot babes

The bible is just literature and the church is a glorified book club.

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
'Back in 89 i use to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.'

'Bet you I can throw this football over those mountains there.'

it's a league game smokey
 
the only bad thing to come out of that movie was kids i dont like doing bad impressions

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-lucas

'So which is it, are you a faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin servant of god?'

bomb hills not cities

 
'how was school'

'worst day ever what do you thinK!?'

and.. 'last summer i was in alaska hunting wolverines'

'did you shoot any?'

'yeah like 50... they were attacking my cousin what would you have done in that situation?'

'i do whatever i feel like doing, gosh'

'idiot!'

'heck yes!!'

and of course kip... cant forget kip

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
your mom goes to college

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
i love that movie...and all the quotes that are butchered by people who think they know them...gosh!

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
 
c'mon napoleon gimme some of your tots!

agh! gross.....friggin idiot

why is napoleon popular all of a sudden? it came out in like....the summer time

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'Lucky'

'Have you taken you bike off any sweet jumps'

'How long did it take you to grow that mustach, I wish I could grow a mustach'

Pedro - what kinds of skills do I have?

'Well you have a sweet bike, your pretty good at hooking up with chicks, and you are like the only guy in school who can grow a mustach'

I love this movie!

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when the old guy just says something that u cant understand, 'thei h is werer i foungh r a idnidnn arriuqwio heaed in the mnmn fioewlk'

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
what ever i feel like it gosh!

you got like 3 feet of air that time

shocks, pegs, lucky!

you ever take it off any sweet jumps?

hahah the movies so gay but so great to haha

 
'tina you fat lard come get yer dinner!'

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'napolean youre just jealous because ive been chatting with hot babes online all day, and besides we all know im training too be a cage fighter.'

Once you go white, you're in for a night!!

ME
 
^^ummmmm that's exactly what i posted

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