Fav Comedians

BigDNast-EE

BigDNast-EE

Member
ok i just thought i should see who everyone likes...thinks whos funny...ya know

ill go w/ Dane Cook or Pablo Francisco

°~•:*´¨`*:•..•:*´¨`*:•~°

Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
Anyone from Québec should know who Louis-José House is. He's my favorite comedian. Im sure 80% of the people here dont know who he is though...

*******************

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
dave chappel, the trading spouses skit they did was fucking hillarious

' damn woman, ive heard about trimmin the edges, but you SCOACHED THE EARTH!!!!!1

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

 
Mitch Hedburg. Search for Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedburg on kazaa. He's hilarious.

.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.-*'*-.

SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
That Canadian Guy, AKA Glen Foster. But most Americans wouldn't get the jokes. So really, I have to say Robin Williams is #1. The Scottish golfing thing is classic.

Favourite comedy routine: Larry Miller, 5 Levels of Drinking.

 
Jerry Seinfield. he manages to be laugh out loud funny with totally clean humor now u gotta respect that! i mean its fucking hard to be have a good comedy thing without using the words fuck, testicals, condoms, and jetlag

 
Hedburg and Brian Regan are my all time faves... there's also this really big mexican guy and will joke about his weight, shit what's his last name, ahh well

 
yeah mitch hedburg is great

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
ok dane cook could quite possibly be the funniest man alive...'EAT MY BACK!!!' haha yes he hilarious

'It's a fucking six shooter.' 'There are 9 guys here dumbass.' 'What were u gonna do laugh the last 3 to death FUNNYMAN!' BOONDOCK SAINTS-great movie
 
u guys probably won't have heard of them but there's a few very funny english comedians like jonny veagas, peter kay, harry enfield, lee evans. all seriously funny. byt the funniest man it england has to be rowan atkinson (mr bean) especialy in black adder, that shit is funny

 
lewis black

robin williams

mitchell froster ? i think

everything i see on comedy central

--------------------

IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
 
jerry seinfield

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
dave attel is the man> hes fucking hilarious!

___________________

im not racist, i just have cultural differences

'was there a stop sign back there?' my dad after he almost causes an accident at a intersection
 
Stephen Lynch hands down as far as the newer comics go but if you wanna go older guys its robin williams or george carlin

______________________________________

Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
 
defnitely mitch hedburg

~~~~~

be short

-

word to your mother

-

represent the ............

-

freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'

 
i saw seinfeld live a few days ago, one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

chappelle is probly my fave tho. his show is awesome and his hbo special is fucking hilarious. and to whoever said some jewish guy probably writes his stuff, you are an idiot.

as far as lesser known people, jim gaffigan is great. he was on comedy central presents, download it or something if you can.

 
Richard Pryor's LIVE in Long Beach is the funniest standup ever, I highly recommend you see it and you'll understand why Eddie and Chris Rock are so funny. Current comedians I'd say Dane Cook is hilarious, I still like Chris Rock, Seinfeld is funny, and usually I don't like girl comedians but Sarah Silverman is very funny, this is one of her lines, 'So I was blowing this mexican guy and I had diarreah for a week' priceless.

 
mitch hedburg is the man...theres another funny mitch...mitch fatel...yess

*a misguided angel with ice in her veins...

 
Dane Cook

'...and then the kool aid man busts in OHH YEAHHH.'

m1garand deserves to die...Eric Pollard is god...

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
Seinfeld is the funniest for sure!

-Dan

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

WILL WORK FOR SNOW
 
seinfeld

lewis black

dave chappelle

bill engval

some fat mexican i saw on comedy central...

steven wright

pablo francisco

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
its for sure seinfeld and then pablo francisco, the guy is to funny

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
 
lol was the fat mexican guy the shrek guy?!...ohh yeah and Dennis Leary kicks ass too...and Jim Gaffigan

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
i dont remember. the fat mexican guy im thinking of had this part about how great it was hanging out with his fat friends... and how they have contests to see who was fattest by riding roller coasters and seeing who could fit and stuff... it was damn funny.

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Did you know that Pablo Francisco is going to take over the role of doing all the movie voice overs for trailers?! I heard this. Hysterical. He does such a good impression that hes actually going to take over. The other guy is getting really old (and probably has so much money that his entire family will never work again). Apparently they've started phasing in some of the Pablo Francisco VO's already. They are doing it gradually apparently. Pretty interesting I thought.
 
hah really? thats awesome.

but umm depends on the mood im in but

-dennis leary

-daniel tosh

-brian reagan

-jim gaffigan

-chappele obviously
 
Dane Cook is funny, but played.

Kevin James

Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

and this Demetri Martin Duncan showed me is quite good.
 
oh i dunno how i forgot this but if CHRIS FARLEY counts as a comedian...which he does in my book...then he beats everybody!!!
 
Bill Burr

George Carlin

Lenny Bruce

Bill Hicks

Robin Williams

Demetri Martin

Louis CK

Kevin James
 
pablo francisco, jim gaffigan, lewis black, sam kinison, rodney dangerfield, nick swardson, robin williams, steve wright
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top