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CHARLOTTE, NC —

The decision to set his résumé in default-font Times–New

Roman "deeply, personally, and irrevocably" offended a prospective

employer of Seth Hershey Monday. "I look for quality, pedigree, and

competency in the résumés that cross my desk, but I don't care if you

founded the Harvard School of Business—if you're going to use a crap

typeface like this, you might as well send me a finger painting in your

own shit," said HealthBest South Associate Vice-President Dick

Scottsfield shortly after hurling the document across his office in

disgust. "Did he think we'd accept something like this here? Does he

take me for a damn fool? If he had chosen the correct font, why, I

could've even overlooked this cheap, 14-lb. cotton stock paper."

Scottsfield said he intends to offer the job to the first person who

uses a decent 12-point Cheltenham Book with an elegant leading.
 
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