Fat People (rant)

Quinny

Quinny

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Bling, Bling.

The "vegan" thread inspired me to write about another group of people that revolve around eating.

The disclaimer. If you meet any of the following critera, you are special...and should exit this thread.

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Please do your best to comply with these six rules, you have been warned. Remember, God drowns a kitten every time you break one of these rules. Just think about the cute little kitties.

"Do you know what really grinds my gears?"

Fat people!

Obesity is growing in this country. The average percentage of fat people is increasing in almost every state. This a serious problem that needs to be eradicated!

Now mind you, by fat people I'm not talking about the folks that are a few pounds over weight. I'm also not talking about the people that become grossly over weight because of a medical condition.

I am talking about the fucking beached orcas that are hundreds of pounds over a normal weight. I'm talking about the Joe/Roseanne Slob that takes up two seats on an airline. I'm talking about those damn sacks of lard that are overpopulating this country!

Seriously, why are they so fat? Is it because they can eat the entire gross domestic product of Panama in a single meal? Yep! Is it because their idea of physical activity is eating Pork Rinds and watching a tracker-pull on daytime ESPN? Yep! Is it because they are lazy and have no willpower? Yep! Is it because they are lesser human beings? I'd sure like to think so.

I probably wouldn't have much of a problem with these people...except that they are EVERYWHERE!!!

Honestly, walk down the a main street of your city sometime. Count how many fat people you see. You can find them waddling down the street, driving cars, eating, shopping, shop keeping, eating, shopping for food, eating some more, double parking their ass in a tow-away zone, etc. I seriously can't have a normal day without seeing at least one fat person.

There is one class I go to where its not uncommon to see a fat fuck in front of me stuffing their chubby little face with food. I will add that this bitch chews about a quietly as Michael Moore on a bender. I go to class to learn stuff, not to watch Jabba the Hut eat 6 metric tons of space muck!

I can't escape this crap...and I live in Durango! For all intensive proposes, my college should be a Rivendell, safely away from Sauron and his evils of fatness. Fat people are a cancer that is spreading across the world.

I'm now seeing more and more fat little 10 year olds in schools everywhere. How the fuck do kids manage to get so fat? They are still growing and have ungodly metabolism...and yet their bellies sag over their belts. Thats just wrong. KIDS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEER BELLIES!!!!!!! Don't these kids play outside, do sports, ride bikes, make mischief, pull pranks, run drugs, or something? Nope. All of these little piggies just eat, go to school, eat, play Xbox, eat, watch shitty Japanese cartoons, eat, sleep, and do it all over again. For Christ's sake, aren't kids supposed to be active? Of all the people on this planet, kids should NOT be fat.

That goes for teenagers too. Even though I can kinda understand this because teenagers are as intelligent as livestock. And before you ask, yes, a person's IQ does actually drop by 50 points the moment they turn 13, it will gradually start to comeback after they turn 19, but won't completely refill until they are in their mid-twenties.

Whoops, where was I? Let me see...

That episode of The Simpsons is wrong by the way. Obesity is not a legally recognized disability. Why should it be? Unlike disabilities such as mental retardation, cancer, or a gimp leg...BEING FAT IS COMPLETELY YOUR OWN FAULT!!!!!! No one else should take responsibility because you're a fat fucking piece of shit that always has to have chocolate buttered sausages as a side dish.

It makes me wonder, with all of the trendy diet crazes, why are there still growing numbers of fat people? Wait, I know! Its because NONE of those fucking diets work! Its all bullshit. Subway, Atkins, Weight Watchers, and all that other crap is a total farce. Think about it! People are trying to loose weight by eating food. Isn't that kinda like treating a concussion by beating yourself with a baseball bat?

Don't any of these dipshits realize that you loose weight by EATING LESS and WORKING OUT!?!?!?!? Is this really that difficult to understand? Push away from the dinner table sooner, and go for a fucking jog instead of watching Opera. You don't loose wight by depriving yourself of a food group! You need a balanced diet. NOT just meat. NOT just that hippy food crap. NOT just vegetables. NOT just tofu. Eat a little bit of everything. A balanced diet gives you all the nutrients for a heathy body. And for all the unhealthy stuff, exercise to work it out of your system. You burn fat by actually (God forbid) MOVING your body.

These current dieting methods aren't working and no one seems to notice common sense. Maybe we need use more drastic methods of eliminating obesity.

We could try a reverse-psychology diet (minus the psychology part). Why force fat people to go on these bullshit weight loss plans? We could force them to eat as much fattening food as possible. They will eat, and eat, and eat, and eat some more, they will grow fatter, their cholesterol will skyrocket, their arteries will clog with cupcake icing, and they will all eventually die of heart attacks. Problem solved, no more fat people! Sure, a large part of our county is dead, but at least none of the living ones are fat.

Now that I think about it, this wouldn't work. There isn't enough food in the world to feed these walruses. Not to mention disposing of all of dead bodies would cause an ecological disaster. We would have to move entire mountains to have enough dirt to burry all of these fatties. We can't cremate and burn the bodies because all of that burning fat would scorch a huge new hole in the ozone layer. We can't bury the bodies at sea because the displacement created by their sheer mass would flood every coastal city in the world. Scratch that.

We could put them all on the coke diet. How many serious cocaine addicts are fat? We just need to put them all on drugs. Its perfect. They will either go on a crash diet or die. This way, we wouldn't have to worry as much about the bodies because the corpses will all be skinny as rails.

Hmm...maybe that wouldn't work. Seeing as how a) drugs are bad b) it would cost to much. Scratch that.

The only other alternative I could think of is to officially declare an official discrimination policy against all fat people. We could call it the Obesity Emancipation De-Proclamation. Its sort of like the civil rights movement...but backwards. Fat kids could be picked on at school. There could be drinking fountains and restaurants that don't serve fat people. Fat people would be bard from using all public transportation...just think of it, bus companies could save billions with the improved gas milage. We could also deport the really fat ones to Ethiopia, try stuffing your face there you fat bastards! Or we could just set up concentration camps for the fatties of our nation. They would be forced into hard manual labor and starved until they are reach an acceptable wight, at which point they will be let back into society.

Maybe thats a little too ambitious. Sigh...I can always dream.

Colorado is the slimmest state in the US. We obviously must be doing something right. Coloradans must be the physically superior race. I'll see the rest of you tubby bastards in the underground salt mines...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You are retarded, and even more so because you ranted about something you dont understand, and those are the worst kinds of rants.

I'm not going to get into it, but being fat is not "Your own fault". Sure if you eat a shitload of food all the time, then its your fault you are fat. But there is a gene that codes for an enzyme that tells certain cells to store up more lipids than necessary. There are also other inheritable genes that code for enzymes that result in decreased metabolisms. This is why being overwieght is genetic in some cases. Its not those people's fault when they inherit this gene, theres not much they can do about it except starve themselves, and no wants to do that.

So...your rant was pointless because you catagorize and huge population of as "Fat people who are fat through their own fault". Congratulations
 
couldnt agree with you more. i especially hate fat women. a fat dude can be cool, but i have never met a fat woman i liked except one
 
I'm so glad you can read. I'm sure you noticed that I wrote at the beginning: "I'm also not talking about the people that become grossly over weight because of a medical condition." And yeah, no one naturally weighs 400 pounds because of genetics. Sit down smartass.
 
holy crap that was a long rant. I'm out of breath from reading it. I hear a twinkie calling my name.
 
I think he's a fatty^

but what he says is true to some extent, some people are naturally fat. Its in their genes, however nobody is naturally obise(sp?). the only reason realy fat people have realy fat kids is because they have the same lifestyle. but some people are just plain REALY FUCKING FAT. and fat people are gross. I have freinds that are chubby/fat, and the eat normal. but the all the realy fat people are just stupid fat and lazy.
 
i hate when your done posting your alredy like 6 posts behind after the person you meant to quote... i was talking to midwest or watever the first guy to post
 
Eh that's OK, but I wiegh 140 and I'm about 5'8", so I'm actually pretty thin.

Also, you all missed the point of my response. Grouping all fat people into one category of people that all act the same is pretty damn ignorant. And inheritance is not a medical condition.
 
I couldn't agree more with what you just said. Thank you for taking the time to address this issue, there is a definite lack of worthwhile posts on this site. But anyways, I really don't get how somebody can be trying to stay at a normal size and weigh over 400 pounds. Your ideas for thinning them down were pretty clever as well, hopefully people will realize that they were sarcastic. But once again, thank you for the good posts, it's nice to see someone take the time to type more than four sentences(or one huge, incoherant run-on) to get a point across with significant detail.
 
3 Things:

1. I didn’t group all fat people into one category. READ THE SECOND PARAGRAPH!!!!

2. Furthermore, show me someone that weighs 300+ lbs just because of genetics.

3. Also, re-read the disclaimer, grain of salt.
 
I have no sympathy for these people either. EVERYWHERE I go I seem it too.

My girlfriend's roomate/best friend is disgustingly fat and seems to be growing larger every time I see her. I seriously can't stand this girl and it pisses my girlfriend off because she wants me to like her friend. I can't, and mainly because of her weight and that fact that seeing her eating habits makes me want to fucking puke. I know that's aweful but she does nothing about it. Once she tried dieting and ate a lean cuseine, but an hour later I see her sitting on the couch with a half gallon of ice cream in her lap. Drives me crazy.
 
yea I agree but you havbe way too much time on your hands this could have been summed up with

eat an apple rid a bike fatass
 
I think you'll piss off people on this site saying anyway, so you may as well make a good point while you're at it. The thing that pisses me off the most about really obese people is, as you guys have said previously, THEY DO NOTHING ABOUT IT! And yet they still try to get sympathy! I just can't feel sympathetic when somebody has brought something like that upon themselves, and people need to get off their asses and do something about their weight for a change.
 
Quinny, I really do enjoy your rants. Have you ever noticed that there are more poor fat people than rich fat people? I think that if you are more than 20 pounds overweight, your food stamps should get pulled.
 
Remember that girl from "Supersize Me" who was fat and said she couldn't afford to lose weight because she couldn't afford the Subway meals. Bitch, you don't need Subway to lose weight. Just eat healthy and educate yourself. It all goes back to education. The uneducated ones who don't realize that a donut, coffee, and a cigarette for breakfast is dangerous for your health... Ignorance is killing this nation..
 
You just can't say you can't afford to lose weight. Food costs money, doesn't it? So by dieting you should be saving money in theory, especially if you're as fat as the people that whine about it.
 
heartless basterd.

yea, one or towo of your rants were all right. I would just call this an attack on overweight people. You obviouly have no idea what it would be like. You wake up, wish you were dead, you want to kill yourself, you dont fit in. Then you fucking basterds come in and bash people you think your better than and think your king shit. news flash, your not. so please, you sit down. Some people can eat constant chocolate and not gain a pound, they dont go outside and are lazy, no pounds gained. theres a lot to do with genetics. And you obviously dont know the struggle of obesity and getting out of it, it is an addiction, and addiction to food.

i just plain dont like you now.
 
for you my friend:

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Yes you can, this girl wasn't rich but she can afford lettuce and tomatoes at the market.. Clearly she's living and can afford food. Vegetables are pretty inexpensive..
 
I don't think his rant stated that he hated all overweight people. I think he was saying that there is a problem with people who are genetically overweight and yet do nothing about it, even after they break the 400+ pound mark. There is a big difference between being genetically overweight and just plain obese.
 
Thank you for saying that! I couldn't have said it better myself. Pretty much, fat people piss me off. Just watching a fat kid sit there and eat makes me want to pummel their face in. I sit and think to myself "Holy shit kid, look at yourself, you weigh 300 pounds, do you really need those cheetos?" If I was fat, I would be in the gym 24/7 exercising my ass of until I got to a healthy weight. They don't seem to understand that no one likes fat people. Most of them are loud, obnoxious and overall pretty worthless. Yeah thats a stereotype but it seems pretty true with the ones I have met.

"There is one class I go to where its not uncommon to see a fat fuck in front of me stuffing their chubby little face with food. I will add that this bitch chews about a quietly as Michael Moore on a bender. I go to class to learn stuff, not to watch Jabba the Hut eat 6 metric tons of space muck!"

That made me laugh my ass off, and couldn't be more true. Sorry this thread just let me release all of my built up anger towards fat people. I feel much better now.
 
i agree quinny, but on one thing...concentration camps?

i mean they will work out so hard they will get buff and shit and then overpower us. we wouldnt want to be enslaved by them so they can use our bodies for protein shakes to feed their master race that we created.
 
Why would anyone want to live if they are that size? I can't possibly fathom how on earth they enjoy themselves simply absorbing everything that is fed to themselves (physically, mental, whatever). Well, what I really want to say is despite being an otherwise pretty kind and sympathetic person, there is quite a number of people I wouldn't mind seeing die. Seriously, this life is meant to be lived, and if someone's not willing to do everything they can to make the most of it (involving getting off of your ass and experiences what life has to offer), you might as well be dead. The obese are the epitome of failed-lives.
 
i always think the same thing but you know what their parents probably tell them that God made them that way. And that they are special. I probably wouldn't kill myself if i was that big but i wouldn't just sit around and get fatter i would try and do something about it.
 
i think the connection between poverty and obesity has to do with lack of education and a poor upbringing. Kids brought up by parents who don't care about their health are likely to pick up the same attitude. I suppose it could be compared to the domestic 'circle of violence'. People just don't know any other way and aren't motivated to change.
 
First of all that was a long pointless rant. Genetics are not a medical condition, they are genes passed on. A medical condition would be something like asthma, not genetics dumbass.

Second why do you care? Their fat who cares! If they really really wanted to change the way they look they would. Most of the people are too lazy to try to make a difference because of dumb fuckers like you who trash them. Some people eat when they are nervous. Others because they are scared of people that might make fun of them for being fat (like you) or being picked on. If they want this to change yes they should stop but they can't. If you can't ignore them and carry on with your life you have a problem, just block them out if it bugs you that much.

Third make sure the next time you post something that its a legit post and you won't get shut down by the first person to post. He knew what he was talking about unlike you. All you did was rant about people being fat and how you hate it and made it seem like there were facts in there when really it was you whining.

You also posted that when people turn 13 they get dumber. Yah I know you didn't literally mean that but just out of curiosity how old are you? If your under 13 you a whiny ass kid. If your over 19 and your a adult then your a whiny immature adult that doesn't know how to cope with day to day life. I'm 16 and I don't care about that shit, I just let it slide and don't pay attention to it. If you make this big of a deal about something that small i'd hate to see what your going to accomplish in this lifetime. Don't post something so stupid again.

-aaron
 
Yeah ok, well the people that can eat pure chocolate and not work out are lucky. The lack of having to work will catch up with them later in life when they hit 40 and their metabolism drops like a rock. That doesn't mean someone that has a slower metabolism should do the same. If you eat a pound of chocolate go run for an hour. Most fat asses are fat because they eat and dont do shit. An addiction to food? Everyone has to eat buddy, its figuring out where to stop. Maybe don't go to the all you can eat buffet.... Or hmmm, maybe do your own shopping and choose something that is healthy to eat, and when you prepare it, only make a certain amount. You realize that the nutrition labels are on the back of everything for a reason? Kids learn about proper health from 3rd grade until they are out of high school. Take some notes, they stuff you learn can easily teach you how to keep a healthy weight. Fat people are fat because of themselves. And don't tell me otherwise, in 4th-7th grade a was a tubby little shit. Then I started eating healthy and excersizing, and by the time I hit high school was a skinny little bitch.
 
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