Fastpitch = Lesbians

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snow_biz

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Is this only true at my highschool or is it true around the US? Almost every girl on the team is turning lesbian...with other teammates.

 
if a girl is doing the pitching, yes she must be a lesbian..... unless the catcher is a man, in which case wtf
 
3rd base is always a monster troll. Catcher is a monster troll 90% of the time. Pitcher is 50/50. Center field and second are always babes. Shortstop is same as pitcher. Right and left field are babes 65% of the time. First base is not necessarily a troll, but definitely a monster. And there you have it. Every women's softball team on the planet. This is 100% accurate.
 
this is so true our centerfielder is a bombshell...however she was the one inspiring the post because she recently turned lesbian today.
 
yes please

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no if shes doing pitching shes not always lesbians dumbass. maybe catching unless thats a man but catching unles she a mna. your mad fuckin dumb lol
 
i played softball then i quit when i found out my coach was a raging dyke along with the rest of the girls..
 
In high school I had a FWB situation with a girl who was almost always playing 3rd. She was FUCKING gorgeous and by no means a troll. She did have some arms on her, but she ended up being a part-time fitness model when she went off to college - so it worked out for her.

...psycho kinky in the sack too god damn. We made our mark all over campus senior year.
 
She looked more like Alex Morgan without the ultimate cuteness factor.

self-high-five.

Also, you can shut up - Gnartron. You have Swedish Twins...
 
Shortstop!

But really, it's guarunteed in baseball or softball that your 1st and 3rd baseman are monsters. And it's guarunteed that your catcher is typically a moster as well. gotta be genetically built for the position!
 
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