Farts

[corbenketelsen]

im watching this comedian talk about farts and i got to thinkin. when its windy and snowin hard i do the coat zip up to the nose deal. when i pop one out though its kinda like a fart sack of death. i have a feeling im not the only one.

 

[Calvin.]

Thanks for that.

 

[beezey]

your obviously uncool anyways

cause if your steezy you dont zip up your jacket past your neck, duh

so your farts are for your bad steeze im sorry your fucked

=]

 

[.makuma.]

 

[samwise]

there's something about a fart, that when appropriatley placed, brings overwhelimg joy

 

[ShreddingthaGnar]

If you think a coat and pants combo is bad, try a breakfast of southwest chicken chili and a one piece.

 

[laxstar]

why do farts smell????

So deaf people can enjoy them also......

me and corrupt always fart in our one class cause we have a bitch teacher it's really funny when she walks by us to tell us to stop talking or whatever and we rip ass on her...

 

[FapMasterFLEX]

hahahah i just loled a little bit

 

[stompdat]

I believe it's called a dutch oven.

 

[laxstar]

dutch oven is when you trap someone usually a girl under the covers after you have farted trapping them in the ass vapors of death

 

[fourhundred]

1.Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

2. The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

 

[footcrunk]

bump

 

[AOTEAROA]

best and yet worst thread on here.

 

[chicken]

they just stay in there forever eh? its even worse with a drysuit when water ramping

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Give it 30 seconds and you'll be sleeping on the couch.

 

[08-Line_Rider]

thats funny as hell either way

 

[ryano]

ahahahahha

 

[puhiS]

dont eat food = no farts = no problemo