Farts in bed.

[elemeno89]

i totally agree with this.

 

[Blurst]

Ahh the elusive dutch oven

 

[SkiThe603]

i had this happen over the weekend, it was a good morning

 

[AWALLRUS.]

I LIFT MY FEET UP SO THEY GO OUT THE OTHER END OF MY BED

 

[soulskier]

THAT REALLY WORKS THE ABS TOO, BRO

 

[1337]

guilty

 

[whoa-dere]

happens all the time yo, i love it

 

[I_Am_Mod]

dutch ovens are awesome! too bad my gf can't appreciate the rich scents my bowels produce.....

 

[Peter.]

true to life

 

[[evan]]

So if farts in bed are dutch ovens, then what are farts in the shower? Like stanly steamers or something?

 

[montageskier]

I dutch oven my girlfriend every night. After almost 3 years she hates it, you think she'd love my brand by now.

 

[Download-My-Apps]

how has she not left your sorry ass?

 

[elemeno89]

hmmm...interesting. so girls must like farts if proper logic holds.

 

[SterlingArcher]

honest to god everynight i think of a way to mitigate the smell but it always gets me.

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

THIS NEVER WORKS FOR ME, IT KIND OF MAKES AN AIR PUMP AND WHEN I PUT MY FEET DOWN, THE AIR COMES OUT THE TOP AND RIGHT UP MY NOSE.

 

[elemeno89]

so true.

 

[garrett.]

yes.

 

[Mr_Orange]

One time, I woke up early but wanted to sleep in. Sadly, Mr. sunshine was shinning through my window.So I decided to pull my covers up over my head to hide from the day. But as I did a wave of stench so vile I almost vomited, engulfed me, stinging my nostrils and leaving a sticky film in the back of my throat.

It was on this morning that I learnt a hard truth. I am a sleep farter.

 

[Nurgle]

gah i do this too much with out regret

 

[Funnel]

I don't know but those things are the worst.

 

[SterlingArcher]

its also pretty fuckin bad when a girl farts when shes ridin ur dick then wafts in it your face

 

[Download-My-Apps]

LOL LOL

 

[JDA]

farts in sleeping bags are the best

 

[Mama.]

OH MY GOD I DO THAT ALL THE TIME

 

[seanahue.]

^ on that note:

 

[Supergyro]

This thread passes my expectations. Well done sirs. Well done.

 

[.RYAN66]

Me to I loled pretty hard

 

[EC-Skier]

holy shit this thread is awesome!!! and i do this, i dont regret it

 

[oldirtypatstard]

happens almost every morning

 

[wintersway]

pleasantly surprised as well

 

[disastertourism]

In that the girl farts right on the dudes cock.

What a bitch.

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

better than farts in a tent...........with the rainfly on.

 

[Lavieille]

they wake me up all the time

 

[SterlingArcher]

lol story of my life. my gf is shameless.

 

[elemeno89]

hahahahahahahahAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

i don't know man....

i think shower farts are worse

 

[I.B]

oh good god. Marry me

 

[eljusto.]

as cool as that is, girl farts are a turn off for me.

 

[Lord.Quasimoto]

thats why you lift the blankets so that just ur ass is sitting outside the blankets. release. and then cover ass back up.