FARP Sucks

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Valdez_Wanna_Be

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well i suck at skiing and i haven't been on this site in about 4 months, but i checked it out today and there was lots of crap about FARP:The Movie. Well i am here to say it sucks, don't know if this has been done before but anyways....

 
First off, it sucks because it is a bunch of fruity little kids who use amature video crap and have no idea what they are really doing, and they really suck at skiing, but i can live with all that, everyone has to start somewhere.

Their real problem is that they have zero taste in music, they really have quite possibly the worst music ever for any ski moive. They might as well have been using the Bee Gees or Credence Clearwater Revival. Wow, its doesn't fit any of the segments and its mostly mainstream crap that just sucks for ski movies. Seriously now, good decent music costs nothing, there is no reason not to have pimp music blasting while you are watching a crappy movie.

 
FARP is paving the way for skiing's future. You need to step down.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
FARP sucks and blows at the same time, i don't know if that is physically possible, but some how they have managed it, they should get a noble prize or sumthing for defying the laws of physics

 
The music may be kind of bad... but at least they have some Weird Al. Plus, FARP sounds better than any other movie name ever.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
Look at all the newbies get excited cause they think we're serious. But seriously, anyone who takes the time to film and edit themself and friends and put it up on here gets my respect.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
FARP owns and you suck Valdez. How could you possibly talk trash about CCR? After this season (at least from what I've seen) FARP is going to dominate this industry.

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Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons

CKG Member #3
 
farp is like tanner and pep times 16 im going to have to say it is the craziest shit ive ever seen

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
 
farp rules

September 12, 2003

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

SHOWDOWN SKI AREA, NEIHART, MONTANA

Showdown gleefully announces that the second snowfall of the season has produced 4'on the ground by 12:00 pm on Friday, September 12, 2003. 'We knew something was up when we passed a snowplow on the way to work this morning', said Chris Leatham, one of Showdown's Snow Sports Coordinators.

The storm, which started in earnest about 6 am, appeared to be intensifying at midday. George Willett summed up the sentiment on the hill saying, 'We can only hope...' Live pictures of the snowfall can be seen at www.showdownmontana.com.

There, I shortened my sig because all you haters were threatening to get me kicked off or what ever like soxripper because she likes to rip on other people instead of rip on skis

So just check out 'Ams' the illest movie in the world if you like watching a bunch of kids from montana ski

official founder and member of the NS Ski Club

 
how DARE u talk shit about CCR. just for that, i hate u. and let's try to sound clever by copying the simpsons. 'this both sucks and blows'

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13 year old whores......now we're talking! - Lateralis
 
o by the way, i aint talking crap about CCR, just makin the point they are not the best choice for a ski movie, just like Dry Kill Logic is not the best choice for a wedding movie. and i have never seen that simpsons, but if they thought of it first, credit to them

 
farp is awsome... don't bash em.

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
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okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
Farp is amazing. You take yourself way too seriously. These kids in farp love skiing for skiing, not for being 'the sickest'. Which makes them cooler than you...because clearly you are all about trying to be sick.

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
FARP sucks ass... everyone knows it its not funny, they just suck cock, i could make a better m,ovie in about 10 mins, they cant do shit... my mom who has never hit a jump in my life is better than those kids...

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
wait until farp 2

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
farp is great. Spinning the wrong way? Like how, unnaty???

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC

Hi, I'm John, John Bond
 
well i'm not a newbie and i think Farp sucks ass

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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
 
ok you fgkcing asshole,s listen, makign fun of farp is one thign

, but when you bring ccr intot his shit, you can go fuck yourself, ccr rules, you knwo it, so fuck you and fuck dmx and fuck any shirt that says urban rags, go fuck yourslef

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
 
FARP are doing the Bay City Centrals class of 1963 reunion.

When I get married I'm definately hiring them!

 
when i go to church on sunday, do i pray to jesus? HELL NO, I pray to Fred and Randall because they are saving skiing! FARP 4 LIFE!

Five-9 Productions

'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'

-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze

-Mike

 
you made a few points till you ripped on CCR

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
You are missing out, as kami (I think) said, it is the biggest thing since the wheel.

FARP2 will be one not to miss.

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Ahh well I had nothing else to put
 
frap is shit if u wanna see a really progressive company check out ulta-matum

www.ulta-matum.com web site up early next week prepare

 
hah almost right, but i'll never forget kami's words 'farp is the sickest thing to happen to skiing since the ski' or it was somethin like that

Ski every day like it's the end of the season...
 
how are fred and randall saving skiing??????????? there killing it i think... i think they shouldnt even film untill they get better whats the point there waisting there time...

spank spank
 
frap is kool I think ad aussie pimp is just being a dick again any new company thats going to help skiing and getting it away from big gay companys like salomon is a good company. weather it be frap 4frnt ulta-matum, armarda siver ect. it all good we as skiers need to suropot these companys so it all good .

'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
 
word. i'll dig out this message from harvey in which he summed up FARP most beautifully.... if i can find it. because the message system is kind of gay.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
i think farp is the coolest thing since ice cream

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fear makes it fun

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do
 
valdez or whatever, 'im no so great of a skier, but farp sucks'

shut the fuck up, farp is a representation of kids having a good skiing and making a stupid little vid of it... now all of you little bitches with your 'real' tricks are all 'there fucking gay its nothing compared to my corked 900 and im sponsored and i have a better video so there fore im cool for dissing a skier who is worse then me ' additude is gay, fuck off

btw, is there farp hoddies? id buy that shit

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
yeah, there are. there are even FARP thongs!

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
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