Excuses not to go to work

Food poisening, family emergency... those are the two I would use but there is a lot of excuses out there.

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ive used food poisoning, heat stroke maybe

'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
 
family emergency....they're not alloud to ask questions and must give it to you

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Also call in as soon as possible so that way the boss can arrange for someone else to cover you shift. Makes you sound a lot more responsible then calling in 30 minutes before work. And family emergency would work perfect for it too. Call in tonight and tell them you found out your grandma is in the hospital in a city 4 hours from you and that you got to go see her tonight before she dies. Easy as that.

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go to work and throw up on the floor....it works

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I was in a terrible plane accident. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. See ya tomorrow.

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funniest shit ever......just say family emergency my grandmothers in the hospital.....no more detail than that tho cuz then its suspicious

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good family guy quote. one of my favorites.

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haha, and that was the second time i got crabs

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your having an eye problem. . . .Can't see going to work today.

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"Just tell him u need the weekend off to go get drunk if hes cool he will understand"

that works, but you can't use it too often

 
i am getting out of work this friday cause i have a memorial service to goto. tell um you have a memorial service or a funeral no one is gonna question you

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Theres a gangwar goign on outside and fittty cent is blasting some foo up and down like whoahhhh oooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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explosive diahrea

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yea tell them you ate something bad, now you have severe diarrhea and you are throwing up...the more graphic you are, the more they dont ask questions, and just tell you to get better and hang up the phone...

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I didn't work today because I said I was too tired, but I work with my dad so i can do that

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yeah, do the explosive diahherea thing. . Just say you at something bad and you've been sitting on the toilet for 4 hours and leave it at that. Flush while your talking on the phone, and just leave it at that. They shoudl ask more questions. But you'll have to do it next to a weekend, that way on Monday, you "would have had" 2 days to recover. Cause if you do it on a wednesday, and you come in all better on thursday, they might get suspicious. You don't have to do it that way, but it eliminates any chance of getting caught.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
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