Examples of Oxymorons

yet you posted like 3 times in this thread

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D
alton Trumbo, 1970

 
safe sex

(condoms are like helmets-once you get goin so fast, theyll just explode)

fun job

crappy park

shitty snow

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

-tandan83

 
screw you^. intellegent newbbie

"now look at that! you got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket!"-Gyain, from the ladykillers
 
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