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They piss me off so much. Fucking rich assholes driving around, wasting gas, thinking they're so superior to everyone else. I have a friend who draws on Hummers with a sharpie every time he sees one. God they piss me off.
 
Why the fuck would you want a Hummer? They are the gayest piece of shit automobile ever. Everyone who drives them think they are better than everyone else. So fuck off.
 
^^thank you!

I own a black 1998 hummer with all sorts of desert racing upgrades, suspension, winches (front & rear)...hauls my toys and da boys...plus I can pull anyone out of a ditch

don't hate cause someone works hard and buys a cool car...
 
Wow your sharpie buddy needs to be run down by every 'rich bastard' with a hummer. Fuck you, if you could afford a hummer you wouldn't be bitching.
 
I... and have you ever noticed that almost every hummer (i'm not talking military vehicles, obviously) has a vanity liscence plate? it's true. makes you think about the type of people who buy those monsters. and those people are often like suburban moms. ha.
 
I. Don't forget when they drive down the back roads at 20 mph and take up the entire road. I was following one once and I saw the driver wrap it around a tree, I flipped it off and drove away laughing.

Jk, I made sure everyone was ok, then I flipped them off and drove away laughing
 
I like the old hummers, that the military uses. Where the back is kinda slanted downward. Those Hummers are cool. I dont like the new ones though. Only Old Hummers I like.
 
we're not talking about looks dude. we're talking about how rediculusly wasteful and pointless they are.
 
just because your friend disagrees with someones personal choice to buy a hummer, doesn't mean he has the right to deface their property
 
H1are cool b/c they have 37" tires dual wiches water fording capablilities, lockers ect. H2s are pieces of shit that should be burned. Id still take my jeep though, ive seen stock jeeps and toyotas out wheel 100,000 H1s.
 
Im jealous of a lot of things. Im jealous of kids who drive to school in beamers. Im jealous of Jon Olsson. Im jealous of anyone who has sex with Angelina Jolie. But one thing Im definitely not jealous of is fucking gas guzzling hummmers. They are the tackiest car on the planet. If you really need to waste fuel and ruin the planet, at least get a real suv that you can off road with (LandRover). Fact: Hummers are for rich asshole elitists.
 
i dont like the new ones because people think they are badasses cuz they hav one...the old army like ones are ok but the new ones are for people who are pussies and hav no taste for real trucks
 
im the same way, i love my gas guzzeling SUV, sure i dont like getting 12mpg but ill take that over any econmy car
 
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