Ever wanted to be a Dolphin?

[KEVTRON]

Or a Shark? Well now you can! Check out the SeaBreacher!

This think looks cool as fuck. You can dive under water, Jump out of the water and roll around in the water just like a Dolphin! Im pretty sure to make it work they have to extract Dolphin tears and coat the outside with them. Only about $65k. Do want.

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[Tortid]

i can honestly say no ive never wanted to be a dolphin

 

[Randy_Quench]

gtfo.

 

[.boz]

Sharks fuck shit up all day erry day. Fuck man, if I want to be a shark I'll have sex with a slutty shark, not spend 65K

 

[Wackowells]

Every day i think about being a Dolphin...

 

[JibbaTheHutt]

my hand is a dolphin....

 

[Holte]

I want to be a dolphin as much as the next guy, but it looks like it would get really painful to be launching out of the water and crashing back onto the surface every few seconds.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

BULL. SHIT.

 

[KEVTRON]

You dont have to launch it everytime! you can just cruise around and drink if you wanted to. Drunk Dolphins are the best Dolphins.

 

[Cahal]

one time i swam with dolphins!

 

[*SNO*]

I'd prefer to be a wild elk

 

[Spinoza]

Omg those are so cool. I want one

 

[Steeze_Minister]

Its been a childhood dream of mine, I must purchase one of these contraptions

 

[kvan]

you're obviously not being honest

 

[Chaunceyskis]

you seriously took my line

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

i saw these like 5 years ago on modern marvels. looks soooo sweet

 

[Lé.Skiing]

this is what I thought of when I read this thread...

 

[Amadeus.]

this is absolutely insane. I want this so badly.

 

[stupendous-man]

 

[skithesouth]

you beat me to it

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

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