ever have sex with your skis?

[Dylan_]

bump

 

[iLLbiLLy]

bump for the oldest thread on ns

 

[perryhunter]

Oh yeah! I also do fall in love with my first ever goggles before, that I don't want anyone to borrow or use it though.

 

[lurking]

what the hell is happening here? Dual personalities?

 

[theabortionator]

okay

 

[The_Beekeeper]

Well this is interesting

 

[snowbabeee]

Gold

 

[isaacwrong]

 

[dingus]

God Bless

 

[McLS]

Huurr haa naaah so disgusting gnuuuh. I'm gonna go fuck my fulltilts now.

 

[schommi97]

my armada jj kinda turn me on. i suffer every time i hit a rock, deep pain in my heart.

 

[Thom4s]

Why has this thread been resurrected?

 

[hot_ham]

Whenever I have sex with one pair I like to pretend the others are cuckold and jerking off in the corner

 

[GAS_SACK]

I didn't know newschoolers was this old?

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

UPDATE:

 

[yungcraigslist]

I did not have sexual relations with my skis. But actually though, I have searched 'skiing related porn' out of pure boredom, so... I don't know

 

[Deepskier]

I did not have sexual relations with my skis. But actually though, I have searched 'skiing related porn' out of pure boredom, so... I don't know

If you havent had relations with skis or googled that you shouldnt be on ns

 

[roddy116]

.

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

According to the url, this is the second thread ever made on NS, what was the first?

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

According to the url, this is the second thread ever made on NS, what was the first?

"test"

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

Was it though? By date those test threads are older than the one I found in nsg. Apparently there was a major recode done around then so I suspect that's what the harvey was testing for, to see if it worked.

"test"

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Was it though? By date those test threads are older than the one I found in nsg. Apparently there was a major recode done around then so I suspect that's what the harvey was testing for, to see if it worked.

the earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

We have to find it, if it is indeed there to find. Ive been liking at old members threads and looking at each member who posted in there's threads. It was probably just Harvey testing the site though

the earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close

 

[JoeF2661]

the earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close

Holy shit. You almost sound serious and not the usual condescending asshole I've always pegged you for you.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/1/

Although you cant access the thread. Its title is "Rob Holmes". Please Doug, enlighten us

 

[drumbumocdp]

I convinced a girlfriend that I slept with every new pair of skis I got, to the point where she was like "if youre sleeping with those skis tonight Im going to go home".

 

[kepler.]

I been rappin for about 17 years.

 

[skiP.E.I.]

It's so easy to spot these bumps just from the titles.

 

[sklermang]

yeah thats how i detune my edges underfoot!

 

[skiguy04]

Been thinking about this all week

 

[roddy116]

I love it when I see this thread in my notification bar

 

[hutch13]

nah, but I fvck3d your b1tch in my gucci flip flops

 

[Rum_Ham]

I think if someone tried to have sex with moment governors or on3p cease and desists the Antichrist would be born

 

[CharlzHub]

Whenever I get new skis I sleep with them that night.

But having sex with your skis is weird. While skiing is better than sex, I don’t think fucking your skis is a good compromise

 

[skiguy04]

Whenever I get new skis I sleep with them that night.

Consemate

 

[skiguy04]

Try