ever have sex with your skis?

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I did not have sexual relations with my skis. But actually though, I have searched 'skiing related porn' out of pure boredom, so... I don't know
 
13587715:DisbudTaxied said:
I did not have sexual relations with my skis. But actually though, I have searched 'skiing related porn' out of pure boredom, so... I don't know

If you havent had relations with skis or googled that you shouldnt be on ns
 
Was it though? By date those test threads are older than the one I found in nsg. Apparently there was a major recode done around then so I suspect that's what the harvey was testing for, to see if it worked.

13937237:TRVP_ANGEL said:
 
13937241:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Was it though? By date those test threads are older than the one I found in nsg. Apparently there was a major recode done around then so I suspect that's what the harvey was testing for, to see if it worked.

the earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close
 
We have to find it, if it is indeed there to find. Ive been liking at old members threads and looking at each member who posted in there's threads. It was probably just Harvey testing the site though

13937244:TRVP_ANGEL said:
the earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close
 
13937244:TRVP_ANGEL said:
the earliest date ns was captured by web archive was dec 2000 so were pretty damn close

Holy shit. You almost sound serious and not the usual condescending asshole I've always pegged you for you.
 
I convinced a girlfriend that I slept with every new pair of skis I got, to the point where she was like "if youre sleeping with those skis tonight Im going to go home".
 
I think if someone tried to have sex with moment governors or on3p cease and desists the Antichrist would be born
 
Whenever I get new skis I sleep with them that night.

But having sex with your skis is weird. While skiing is better than sex, I don’t think fucking your skis is a good compromise
 
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