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So a couple of weeks ago I hung out with this girl I've been hooking up with slightly regularly, the next day she texted me and I told her I was skiing. Since there is no snow on the ground anywhere but on the mountain she didn't beleive me until I text her a picture of me on skis, themselves on snow. Than she asked if I would be around later and I was like "no, I'm 3 hours away, I'm staying here for the week".

I hang out with her a week later when I get back and she was like "how much do you go skiing?" and I was like "usually if I have a few days off I spend them up at the mountain." She than proceeded to tell me that she heard snowboaring was way cooler, and also way harder. She said she'd probably rather do that if she was going to try one or the other, and told me that skiing was boring and snowboarders do really cool things.

I tried to explain it to her but, than I realized I was wasting my time and that all I really wanted was a couple more gin drinks and to fuck her doggystyle.
 
I thought this was gonna be cool

Like so when we hung out she asked me to show her my ski pole, and i proceeded to pull out my penis, but she didn't mean that, and now i have to register as a sex offender

but then i kept reading
 
Oh, and to top it off, after we fucked the first time I wiped her off with the white v-neck I had been wearing and when I went to grab it the next morning it was covered in blood.
 
that happens when the girl is 12

next time, hide the body under presents under the christmas tree

NO ONE has ever done that before
 
there's a few things wrong with this, surprisingly only some of them relate to menstrual blood.

p.s, i spelled menstrual right first time no spell-check.
 
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