Ethical dilemma-- (to/not to) sleep with next door neighbor

first_rodeo

first_rodeo

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a few weeks ago some HB solid 7-8ish moved into the apartment next to me. there is definate chemistry and the indicators of interests. Im just curious if it is morally acceptable to pursue this. I figure worst case scenario it could turn a bitch into a crazy ass psychopath freaking the fuck out everytime i have people over.

Unlike previous OP threads-- no pics of said cat will be included.
 
best case scenario - you get to bang her.

worst case ontario - shit goes sideways and there is no escaping her because you fuckin live beside her.

do the pros supersede the cons??

i dont see where ethics come in to the situation.
 
-idk what HB stands for

-don't call girls bitches you sound stupid

-who cares/go for it, i nailed my neighbor who had a boyfriend, yolo

-this has nothing to do with ethics
 
13041318:RubberSoul said:
-idk what HB stands for

-don't call girls bitches you sound stupid

-who cares/go for it, i nailed my neighbor who had a boyfriend, yolo

-this has nothing to do with ethics
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HB:

hard boner

Ham butt

Harpoon bagel

Holy beagle

Harassment beacon

Hot brother

Healthy boob

Horney bitches

Hash breakfast

Heroic bumming

Homo bashing

Helpful beaner
 
13041311:seward said:
best case scenario - you get to bang her.

worst case ontario - shit goes sideways and there is no escaping her because you fuckin live beside her.

do the pros supersede the cons??

i dont see where ethics come in to the situation.
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This.

I'd bang 'er. But then again that's my answer to most questions along the lines of yours.
 
13041318:RubberSoul said:
-idk what HB stands for

-don't call girls bitches you sound stupid

-who cares/go for it, i nailed my neighbor who had a boyfriend, yolo

-this has nothing to do with ethics
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LOL
 
I don't think OP knows what a solid 7 is....also I'm betting HB is "hot boot"-- someone who farts in this ski pants and allows it to travel down into their boots to warm their feet.
 
13041348:Spagett said:
HB:

hard boner

Ham butt

Harpoon bagel

Holy beagle

Harassment beacon

Hot brother

Healthy boob

Horney bitches

Hash breakfast

Heroic bumming

Homo bashing

Helpful beaner
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If it isn't "hot boot," then it is definitely "harassment beacon"
 
Where do ethics play into this? What is unethical about giving it to someone? Fuck your neighbor you pussy.
 
best case scenario-- I bang her _____x NSA (no strings attached).

Any other scenario-- It's fucking awkward or painful-- because I can't fuck and chuck. We live next to each other.
 
You act like you're just going to walk over there and bang her. Put your money where you mouth is and make some moves, don't just talk about it on the internet.
 
I was involved with girl that lived next to me once. It was dope. She was crazy as fuck and very sexual. This is a claim and OP is a pussy.
 
One of my moms friends, psycho as a fucking bat but no one could tell really (like a lot of people if you think about it) ended up dating her neighbor.

The relationship ended poorly.

She broke through their combined wall during intercourse I believe.

I'm never fucking my apartment neighbor.
 
13042099:TallxT said:
I was involved with girl that lived next to me once. It was dope. She was crazy as fuck and very sexual. This is a claim and OP is a pussy.
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Same experience but she lived on the floor above me in my dorm. Fucking prime set up.
 
OP's new neighbor

SolidSeven.jpg
 
13042072:Diabeeto said:
You act like you're just going to walk over there and bang her. Put your money where you mouth is and make some moves, don't just talk about it on the internet.
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I have seen tons of documentrys on this topic, op all you need to do is dress as a publmer or pool boy and she will do the rest
 
Back in residence I was business casual with a girl on my floor, and 3 girls on the floor beneath me. No harm came of it as long as you use the verbal contract before getting naked:

"This is a one-time fun-time and anything we do tonight cannot be used against me in the court of emotions"

Sure you sound like a douche, but she at least knows what to expect and you get to have sex!
 
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