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we should change this thread to "Epid Spelling Fail CORRECTIONS" so it's about the people who comment and make sarcastic/troll remarks
 
This thread is as bad as a burger i had today.

So i went to a restaurant, it was a nice patio, the sun was shining, everybody was happy, just a nice day in general. So our waitress comes over (she was very attractive too), and asks for our drink orders. i only ordered a water because im trying to fight a canker in my upper lip. So we receive our drinks, and she proceeds to take down our orders for food. I specifically asked for NO tomatoes. I wasnt worries, our waitress seemed nice and i didnt think it was going to be a problem. So proceeds to bring this nice fat juicy burger that looked amazing. Until I looked closer, and saw a tomato. They were busy, so I excused it, and asked politely if i could get a burger without tomatoes, which i asked for. She smiled and said 'Of course, sorry about that". She returned in a minute or two with what looked like a new burger, but she had just taken the tomatoes out, and they were weird tomatoes and had left a thick layer of residue on my bun and burger. Now im disappointed and hungry, so i go inside and ask for another bun. So they come back later with a new bun which was burnt. Never the less, i just ate it, paid and left. Then I bought a new sun hat at the army surplus store for 20$

 
I used to hate tomatoes on my burger two until one day they put them on my Quiznos and I didn't notice it for a while and now I actuall enjoy them on my burger.
 
yeah. dont be pussnuts, just take it out eh. but i guess it happens to all of us.

i used to hate gherkins in my cheeseburgers, but then i was just like fuck taking them out and ate them with it and now i do. shit gives flava.
 
I'm confused. Is the mistake that it's supposed to be comas? Because that still doesn't make sense.
 
this is when people spit in your food. from stuck up little shitheads like you. are you so pompous that you couldn't take them off? chefs hate NOTHING more than their food being sent back for stupid shit like this. grow up.
 
seriously this. you have to wait even longer, and you piss off the waitress/chef if you request something pointless like that
 
I always order everything without tomatoes. I son't know if it's an allergy or what but they make my throat itch super bad
 
This, definitely don't do this in a ski town. Johnny bro bra who cooks for a living to support his alcoholism doesn't discriminate
 
Ya and i'm perfectly fine. For some reason raw tomatoes make my throat itch like a motherfucker
 
well it appears that you have a cock firmly lodged in your throat. Maybe you should get that removed and then try eating tomatoes again. Ask if you can get a deal and get the one out of your ass at the same time.
 
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