Epic fail on my part

[JeremyClarkson]

ok so we have a huge 4th of july family get together and were all having a good time. im showing some of my cousins around the house and we decide to chill in my room for a bit. while we're in there just talking a huge ass black hornet comes out of nowhere. one starts freaking out cause shes alleric so we leave. i left my red bull in there and one hour later i come back and grab it.

i immediately take a sip and the huge ass hornet must have been in the can(maybe it was attracted to the sugar or some shit) because it flies into my mouth and stings me on the roof of my mouth. out of shock i swallow it. then in the nastiness of swallowing that fucker, i blow chunks.

so im sitting here with a sore mouth and i feel drained like a bathtub.

 

[RRhighrider]

that sound horrible.

 

[J-Evs]

hahahahahahhaha that sucks dude, i hope u feel better, but seriously thats really funny, my aunt took a bite out of a hamburger that had a hornet in it once

 

[proZach]

hahahahahahah. so you got stung by a hornet, then swallowed it, then threw up everywhere? sounds awesome

 

[no_steeze]

hahahahahahahahaha that is such a fail

 

[Yeezus]

ahahahahha sucks for you. but this reminds me of some epic childhood stories. i got a good one. i used to live in the ghetto, and my friends and i were walkin around in the run down buildings when we came upon a hornets nest. this one puerto rican kid named bebito, got stung by one in the arm. so this kid get pissed off. he goes home. 5 minutes later he comes back, with a baseball bat, and snowpants, big jacket, hat, gloves, everything possible...but all this in the middle of summer. his goal was to destroy the nest. so he starts attacking it and attacking it. but a bunch of the hornets managed to make it under his jacket. the kid got to the hospital, 40 something stings to his chest are and and arms. haha suck balls for him.

 

[jakepwilliams]

one time, i drove all the way across ohio in a car

 

[Pippin]

I had a bad experience with biking really fast and getting a bee in the mouth- fuzzy little creatures

 

[wh@t]

ive done Nebraska. fun times huh?

 

[neutralzombie]

that is a crazy story....nojk

 

[J-Evs]

my friend and i were on superman at six flags in the front row and after the ride my friend said his throat was burning and it turned out a bee flew in his throat on the ride and he had never been stung by a bee and it turns out he was allergic so he was breaking out in hives and getting red, so they took him by ambulance to the hospital and gave him some meds, hes fine though.

 

[crazyfuck]

hahahahahaha yes! thanks for putting a smile on my face!

 

[benJAHmin]

that sucks man. i was riding my bike once and a wasp flew down my top and stung me like 4 times and im kinda allergic to them, so of them stings me on the collarbone and i can see the poison spreading and within like 10 minutes it all swelled up which gave me a a really big man boob, it looked ridiculous and when i ran you could see it jiggling about. bad times.

 

[R-B-B]

thats so shitty, but it must have been real extreme

 

[K2theExtreme]

wow, that FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS, I thought this was going to be a weird ass story or some shit where you get head from, or fuck your cousin, ahahaha.