End of the world....

That was 2 years ago... I thought the internet moves faster than that

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

 
Listen, dammit comedy is timeless, besides Ilovehead is so last year, and you have to live with that moniker for eternity, extra credit for originality too…ass

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'So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived. or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?'

'The Edge... there is no honest way
 
I wish I had a millionth of a penny for everytime this thing has been posted I would be richer than Rockefeller.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
 
I knew i should have spent my night bidding on switchblade combs on ebay instead of posting on here....

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'So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived. or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?'

'The Edge... there is no honest way
 
were u watching sunday morning. cmon, tell the truth

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
this hasn't been posted 9 billion times already.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
HOLY SHIT DUDE...THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUS...I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE....WHERE DID YOU FIND SUCH AN AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
okay who cares if it's been posted a million times, it's hilarious.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
The guy who made that was offered a large amount of money by Nike and now he does their advertisments...

*Something Meaningful*

*Sorry For My Actions In Advance*
 
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