Embarrasing

one time in grade 3 i was playing tetherball at lunch and (actually it was halloween) i had to pee reeeeeeal bad but i didnt feel like going to ask a teacher if i could go so i kept on going. about 10 minutes later i couldnt hold it any longer and i ran to the bathroom holding my crotch and peed my pants before i made it. cleaned myself up the best i could and then faked being sick and went to the office so my mom could come pick me up. no wonder i had a rough childhood
 
^wow...one tmie we were playing tag in the gym and i was looking over my shoulder and i ran into the wall were there was no padding and iu had to get stitches, 4 to be exact
 
well this didn't happen to me but it is something that we do to grade nines.

we take a piece of toilet paper about 5-6 feet long and tie it to their backpacks as they are walking down the hall and they don't even notice it. that would be pretty embarrasing
 
the boys locker room was flooded, and i fell right in it and got soaked with shit water. and every person i stood next to they whould be like "wtf is that smell?"
 
I was playing basketball and I got bare ass pantsed in front of a lot of people, I was briefly flapping in the breeze
 
ahahah great one!!!

I told the worst fuckin joke ever!!!! The problem was that it was in front of a 70 people class in college, damn i looked like a "special person" that time!
 
I was curling in gym class n someone pulled down my pants, boxers n all. i fineshed the set like it was nobodies buisness. i felt like a deusch bag tho
 
hahaha holy shit i remember that, that was funny.

one time when i was like 4, i used to wear bikershorts all the time for some reason. well one day i guess i was outside and i just pooped my pants, and it was like mushy cause the pants were tight-ish. it was disgusting
 
hahahah that shit is funny ^

once when i was little i shat myself and i didnt know how to clean it so i threw it in the washer cause i didnt want anyone to know (i didnt know how to turn it on) so they just sat as a nice surprise until someone did their laundry haha.
 
i was at mammoth mountain and i just got out of the hot tub and changed into only a towel so i did not have to walk bak to the cabin in a cold wet suit and this guy stole my towel and made me run back naked. very embarrasing
 
i piddled my pants in front of my kindergarten class. luckily i was too young to know what was happening and none of the kids remembered it
 
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