Elon musk buys park city

Ya mars needs a ski resort, so he's bringing the entire town (including the sundance film festival)
 
13946965:SofaKingSick said:
you're a pedophile (am i doing this right?)
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Wait...what?....What? Da fuck you are talking about?

SEC is the Securities Exchange Commission, they investigate stock trading crimes.

In August, Elon Musk posted posted on twitter he would buy back tesla's share and go into a private venture with another partner. He then tweeted: Funding secured. That move is illegal in the US and investors went to the SEC to complain about that. The SEC offered a 40 million dollar settlement with Musk to have the SEC charges dropped. That was the joke.

Now explain yourself, what does pedophilia has to do with anything?
 
13947023:freestyler540 said:
Wait...what?....What? Da fuck you are talking about?

SEC is the Securities Exchange Commission, they investigate stock trading crimes.

In August, Elon Musk posted posted on twitter he would buy back tesla's share and go into a private venture with another partner. He then tweeted: Funding secured. That move is illegal in the US and investors went to the SEC to complain about that. The SEC offered a 40 million dollar settlement with Musk to have the SEC charges dropped. That was the joke.

Now explain yourself, what does pedophilia has to do with anything?
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haha sorry for the misunderstanding man

i was just carrying on the vein of stupid Elon musk jokes. when they had that cave debacle earlier this year, a diver there told him to shove his special mini sub up his ass cause it wasn't of use. elon got mad and long story short he made the seeming non sequitur accusation that the diver was a pedophile (based on him going to Thailand or whatever). he kinda doubled down on it too, for whatever reason, and i think last i read the diver was going to sue him or something. idk i havent kept up with it well
 
13947039:SofaKingSick said:
haha sorry for the misunderstanding man

i was just carrying on the vein of stupid Elon musk jokes. when they had that cave debacle earlier this year, a diver there told him to shove his special mini sub up his ass cause it wasn't of use. elon got mad and long story short he made the seeming non sequitur accusation that the diver was a pedophile (based on him going to Thailand or whatever). he kinda doubled down on it too, for whatever reason, and i think last i read the diver was going to sue him or something. idk i havent kept up with it well
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He said he was surprised the diver hadn't sued him then immediately got sued by the diver
 
13947153:Rum_Ham said:
He said he was surprised the diver hadn't sued him then immediately got sued by the diver
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Haha worse, he cited the diver not having sued him yet as evidence that he (Elon) was right ?‍♂️
 
13947039:SofaKingSick said:
haha sorry for the misunderstanding man

i was just carrying on the vein of stupid Elon musk jokes. when they had that cave debacle earlier this year, a diver there told him to shove his special mini sub up his ass cause it wasn't of use. elon got mad and long story short he made the seeming non sequitur accusation that the diver was a pedophile (based on him going to Thailand or whatever). he kinda doubled down on it too, for whatever reason, and i think last i read the diver was going to sue him or something. idk i havent kept up with it well
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las time i made the same joke n noone laughed...
 
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