grow a little weed
i would tell you to sell coke for a couple weeks but i dont think your cut out for that kind of thing
do 4 or 5 bank liks -
get a friend to "lose" his bank card at a store somewhere on camera so that they can say they lost it and prove it
come up right after they dropped it wearing a hat etc and making sure you back is to the camera
rack up huge charges until the bank decides something fishy is going on and asks you friend if they still have your card (at which time it will be cancelled)
send every thing you buy to a third party or very cheap apartment rented just to recieve goods.
now you can sell the 1 - 5 Gs worth of shit you will get from each lik
(this will close you bank account)