Dumbest Thing You've Done High

[snowpocalypse]

That stoner logic is off the charts. lololol

Right!? It totally made sense to me at the time. I was actually proud of myself for the quick thinking..... Then not so much. The look on the cops face as I was coming clean with the whole story was priceless. I know there is some cop forum where they are still laughing their asses off at me.

 

[fupaface]

Ate a bunch of acid, then convinced myself 4 hours after i ate it that I was done tripping. Got in my car was driving and all of a sudden i hear cracking and my windshield starts to bow out, so naturally I started yelling at the windshield and trying to hold it in place and almost wrecked my car. If i hadn't had friends with me a probably would've crashed. It was dumb.

 

[Bum.Life]

My mom picked me up from my buddy's house after we had just smoked and when we were pulling up into my driveway her car wasn't there (because we were in it) and I said, "Fuck yes, mom's not home!" She gave me the weirdest look and it did not go well for me.

 

[broto]

there is this super dull kid that i went to high school with. you know the type, droopy eyed, slow talking, can be stone sober and you'll still ask him if he's stoned.

well one time he was in my friends car and lit a firecracker to throw out the window. he lit the firecracker, threw the lighter out the window, and watched the thing blow up in his hand. fucking hilarious.