DUMBASS PEOPLE

Skierguy48

Skierguy48

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Today in the park me and my buddie are heade down. Right before my friends hit shis booter, some lady cuts him off and non chalontaly says, 'oops sorry'. Then at the finale booter I'm tucking to get my speed, right before I go in to hit it the same lady and her b/f ski right in front of it and stop. WTF!!!! Next time I'm going take the jump neway and decapitate them with my skis!!!!!! I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!!!

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
back in my racing days we would 'buzz the tower' whenever joeys were poaching our course, by hauling ass up to them and cutting them off. The same thing is fun to do in the park when assholes are fucking up the jumps onto rails by hitting them off to the side to do a spread eagle or something. The worst is when moms take a train of like, twenty wedgers off all the jumps, ruining the lip.

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
there was a ski patroller the other day with snowblades on. He was an oldish guy with a gray beard. He was skiing up to the jumps really slow and screaming 'AHHHHHH' as he rolled over them. Luckily he wasn't rolling over the jump my friends and I had just finished building.

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thats why private parks are sweet. none of that bullshit to deal with.

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
Private parks? Such as Kirkwoods Superpark? Examples please..

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

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'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
alot of people have complained about getting cut off and shit, but it dosent do much except build the furry at them, one of these days some ones just gonna wip out a gun and shoot every one on the slopes.

 
i was at a park waitin 2 go off a kicker. there was a line of 6 kids on skis that went up the jump but didnt have ne speed. so they all caked it at the top and fell on eachother. i was so pissed cuz i had 2 wait 4 them all to get up.

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yea i feel ya man... the other day i was going to drop in for this table and this kid was heading towards the jump so i waited... and then he just sits on top of it in front of the lip... i shoulda jumped over him!

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Line Skis = Good Ride
 
the worst is the 'chinese dragon' its our new term we coined for large families of horibbly dressed chinese people snaking down the run.

Lets go skiing
 
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