dumb people...sad

SNOWMAN17

SNOWMAN17

Active member
i read somewhere, and this is a true story

some lady called poison control bc her daughter died, she told the poison control guy that she thought it was bc the girl was eating ants, the phone convo went on and right before the guy hung up she commented that the last thing she fed the girl was ant poison to kill the ants in the stomache, she was suprised to find that the ant poison killed her daughter......wow

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
thats just wrong

-----------------

Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
some people are dumb!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

PS. K2skeepimp loves the cock!

 
hahaha what a retard

--------------------

Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
i hate stupid people. i really really really do.

______________

seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
Man that was about the saddest dumbest thing i have ever read. Seriously was this women mentally retarded?

 
dont you understand? that is the proof. some retars are DANGEREOUS!!!!! we must lock sme of them up! seriously, kill the ants in her stomach? come ON!

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my entire life, hands down.

____________________

Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
the darwin awards is a site that is dedicated to writing stories about people that stupid

 
Some of my friends and I were discussing religion. This girl, Shannon, leans over and asks us if a.) we could talk about something more important or b.) stop talking so that she can work.

The conversation went something like this...

Joel: 'What would you like us to talk about, Shannon?'

Shannon: 'Umm.. Something really important.. Oh! I know! Fashion! That's important and interesting.'

Victor: 'Come on. You honestly can't say that debating whether there is an omnipotent God is unimportant. I mean, it could be uninteresting to some people, but religion touches everyone in some way, whether they follow a particular religion or not.'

Shannon: 'Uh, yeah I can!'

Joel: 'I bet you don't even know what omnipotence means.'

(If she had chosen to say that she didn't know what the word meant, this conversation wouldn't be posted here. It's because of the following comment that she made the conversation eligible.)

Shannon: 'Shut up! I got a B in French!'

'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
 
AH! fairygirl is BACK,

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahha.

Hey Ali, was that Shannon Flaman?

I can just picture her saying that now if it is...

What a maroon.

 
i think the absolute worst is when people try to be stupid, just to get some laughs. i know ive probably done it at some point, but shit... :/

~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird

when I get to the top of the slopes

I look down on the mountain side

should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel

or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

I might even do some free ride*~
 
Yep, it was Shannon Flaman. How'd you guess? lol

'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
 
in my math class theres this really retarted girl that sits by me, shes not really retarted, but shes as close to it as she could be, and my math teacher told us this quote from shaq about the pathagorean theorem and how it cant be solved (which is a false statement), so the girl takes a while to get it and then starts laughing and says 'stupid black ppl', if i had had a gun i would have shot her

-----------------

Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
like the fat ass who is suing mcdonalds. that's when you know you have no purpose to live and that you suck at life

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top