dumb comments by parents as you watch the x games

three60mute

three60mute

Member
please post all... from x games past and present

'So is this like a speed competition'

-my dad, as the women's snowboarding superpipe came on

First one on the lift, last one off.

 
'so are they starting to wear onepieces like the aerialists now?'

Life sucks, get a fucking helmet

-Denis Leary
 
'Lane you better never try that cause youre going to ruine your knees. you know women have weaker knees than men. I dont see what the point is.. areyou listening to me lane.... aldkjaf;ldiuarfioaestiugasdh'

 
my uncle said this 'are they grabbing their skis so when they spin they dont fly off from the force'

================

doing my best to represent the newschoolers in VA
 
I think limwarrior has the best so far, hahaha, that one is great

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
how bout the announcers who were saying

'whoa look at his 360 on the rail' or

'he did a switch flatspin'

my dad said that if he was a millionaire he would bring me to go watch that shit.... nothing stupid tho, my mom said wooooohoooooooooo when i tod her tanner won again, i wasnt impressed

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
some cunt: wow! did you see that! he actually slid on that metal bar thing there! thats insane!

regrets, I've had a few but then again too few to mention
 
hahahha. one of hte announcers earler today said something like. 'it snowing really hard here in aspen, and thats why they called it snowboarding' haha

----------------------------------------

www.nomics-inc.com
 
^ haha yeah my dad when seeing degans crash'that wasnt to smart, they should put faom on the landing' and my mom when watchin t hall ' that was radical'

--- a s p ---
 
I was watching them at the Race Department cause that's where my dad works, and during the men's snowboarding superpipe, one of the race coaches said, 'They'd have so much less wind resistance and they'd get so much higher if they wore lycra.'

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
'you can't go backwards on skis' my dad's friend

'the shorter the skis the better' another friend of my dad's

The Winner 'those guys are gonna dull there edges on all that metal, what happens when they go down a race course and can't turn?' my grandmother.

--------------------------------------

This has been One Man's Opinion

'Too many rookies, not enough pros' Roy, as we watch our friend Dave try to have style

'What are they gonna do?, show us up, (followed by a lot of laughing)' Roy and I having a convo between ourselves wondering what would happen if a couple boarders in our park got mad

'I could be skiing right now.' Me in my friends car with some ladies at about 12 for lunch, they're singing, I'm bored, they weren't too happy, but they got the message and I went skiing sooner than I could've hoped

'hey baby, it's no good if your friends can't have none' My friend Dan, as he attempts to share and mack a broad at the same time
 
my mum 'after skiing Scandolous, i bloody hate that Tanner Hall, i hope he doesn't win pipe'

******************

'Yeaaa NIICE PASSSS ASSSHOOLLEE' - 1242 Bonus

'Snowboarding, its just so hot right now!' Armada shirt

 
ahahah

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
haha - i'd like to see tanner compete in the superpipe wearing a lycra one piece

___________________________

''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
My Dad thinks freestyle skiing is fricken awesome, but my mom...'None of them ever match, if they are really as good as you say they are, they should atleast have some fashion sense.'

i hate my parents

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....
 
my dad watching tanner's first run 'look at that moron' then he said something along the lines of 'he's gonna kill himself'

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
now i see where you got the crazy ideas to slide down those handrails. good thing those nice policemen were there to stop you and bring you home.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
'Park skiing isnt real skiing give me the remote Im turning this crap'

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

 
'what's hard about sliding that rail?'

referring to the stairilizer

anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
 
haha i was over at my grandfathers the first day of winter x, and it was the freestyle moto x.. and he was wathcing them and hes like' thats pretty crazy.' then when deegan crashed, he was like 'thats what u get when u put a crazy guy on dirt bike' haha..

 
My step brother: 'I did that once, but no one saw it so dont ask anyone.' He's 8 referring to Jon's 1080.

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
grandmother 'i dont know how they can ski strait after spining so much. ive tried spinning just on the ground and i had to sit down because i felt light headed.'

Member Since 2003-01-15

Member Number 13501

dont get it twisted
 
My dad watching CR's run 2 years or so ago: 'Wow, video games are getting out of hand these days, where do they come up with these crazy ideas of skiers flying?'

~juliet~

 
by my mom-

'is the curvy rail harder than the straight rail'

'why did they put stairs there, did they mean for them to ride them?'

4FRNT.

Thugged out since cub scouts.
 
Nothing real stupid, but after every trick my parents would ask if I did that.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
i laughed when that stuiped bitch was like 'its CR it CR its CR, yea yea yea.' and then the guys like as u notice, Henricks stlye is like none other as he flows down the coarse. Or when cr did a 5 to switch 5 and the guys like he did a 540 but quickly reverted to go forwards

 
and that retarded announcer also goes: 'he (CR) did like a 360 on the rail...with a stall...?'

when he did that blindside switchup

 
ya the anouncers where dumb...someone threw like a flatmute grab and he was like 'and a nice..(long silence)....toegrab??'(said with uncertainty)

ya after that he just started saying 'with a stylish grab'

 
my dad...' thats what im talking about' the twister spread eagle that was done. i forget who it was. dumont?

______________________

Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

______________________

 
My mom said the snowmobiles sounded like old people yelling. I was all like, wtf??? And then there was that part when my freind said that most of the skiers were bladers, and that it was not nearly as cool as snowboarding, cuz, ya know, he said, nothing looks cool on skis and everything looks good on a board.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
why dont they tuck their pants into their boots? it would make them go faster. i dont think those big cloths help either

 
mom- 'uhhhh, that makes my stomauch upset how they flip and spin' me-'fuck u'....

the snozberries taste like snozberries

member number 5158
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top