Dueshbags in the park

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skipimp22

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nothing pisses me off more when little fucking racing kids and their parents go thru the park and stop on all the landings n shit....except maybe dikes
 
well you can blame ski canada for that

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theyre always encouraging people to ski down the park. Of course, they sayy the small parks but people think that theyre better and go ski the superpark
 
OM FUCKIGN GOD...Every fucking time i go into the park there is at least 20 fucking 9 year olds that go through with ther FUCKING PIZZAS and fucking cut me off on the landings they like fucking sit on the FUCKING NUCKLE its SO FUCKING GAy, like fucking A i mean honestly, our park even says experts only, were not really needed but still, SOO GAY i yell at them all the fucking tiem, get the FUCk out of the PARK you little DBAGS
 
i almost nailed a whole familly snowplowing down a landing the other day...... they really need park attendents that kick those people out if they dont wanna see little kids with skis thru their heads
 
agreed those fuckin kids are DB's whenever i see em in my park i go right back and cut them off they fall on their asses its hillarious
 
people at my hill treat is as a bunny hill n jus ride around the jumps. every once in a while someone should jus drill a kid n then he will never come back to the park again. Another idea is to make every jump a death gap so thoe kids get what they deserve (a broken leg) if they try to go off it.
 
i hate those fucken gapers who are wraped up in the extreme sports pop culture hysteria and show up and try to do hit the features. like look at me x games style. they just crash, cut people off and stand in stupid places
 
me and my friend were ontop of the superpipe and these little kids, maybe 5, were turning through the middle not even getting to the bottom of the walls. i got pissed so i bombed it thru the pipe right over them. at the end i told em to stay out of the park if you arent intermediate at least and they said, and i quote "my mommy said i coukd". hey mommy said she could? does that mean her mommy is jesus because for all i care her mommy can suck my balls.
 
yep, thats a problem that very single park has, except for the mountains wise enough to have a park pass system around their terrain...
 
i love it when they dont make it up the jump and start to slid down but then decide that their not gonna let a jump get the better of 'em so they clib up it completely raping it
 
i can't count how many times i've seen a little snoboarder do some falling leaf(only staying on heel edge and scraping off the snow from every inch of the hill) up to a jump, stopping halfway and then climbing up the rest of it on their hands and knees
 
i know what you guys mean i ski at the 1# rated FAMILY mountain in north america.....SOOO many gapers in the park
 
yeah i agree completely with her. i mean just trying stuff is alright i guess, but if some family is just dicking around, they need to be kicked out.
 
it'd be really funny if they gave you beanbags at the top of the run to hit jumps with. that'd make the park 100000% better.
 
i got so pissed of with one of the little kids riding the flat part of the table that i aired over them with a 360 nose grab. I then got chased by their parents and vanished into the chairlift line...
 
yeah i was at steamboat last week and this family of like 10 or more mexicans came into the park, and each one of them would go really slow and cut everyone off, and they would go up the jump and like carve and slowly come back down then like 4 more would follow and do the same thing. then they would stand like right next to the rails and they wouldnt move and if you tried to go you would end up hitting them. then later in the day there were like 5 or so people in line for this jump and like all the mexicans in this big group cut everyone off and just like stand on the lip for like 5 minuites and just like look around. i was so pissed.

then on the step up not only the mexicans but alot of other people would go slow as hell and make it like a foot up and instead of going to the side which would take 5 seconds and be alot easier, they would climb up to the landing and take for fucking ever.
 
i dont know... Killington is really bad. It not only has a very large market to familys but it also markets to Japan and England, and for some reason it seems like the worst people from there come.
 
yea i was at my hill in washington and like 15 asians came into the park, completely noobin' it. it was like an asian invasion
 
hahahhahahaha, thats so funny, the ones that yell across the trail to each other, those guys make me laugh, but my mountain, you need a seperate pass for park for 5 dollars, and now theres less noobs
 
pff....thats nothing you have not experienced the 9 busloads of asian UBC students that come up every spring break
 
the best is when they fall right after the lip on the ones that have a drop. Then you either have to make a big scene out of it and ski up to them pretend they're dieing or you jump over them. I love it also when some old guy is trying to show his 7 yr old that he's cool and goes into the jump too fast and backseat and lands on his ass and completely demolishes himself.
 
Ive got to ski with a bunch of asians a lot and they always wanna go to the park and "go off" jumps so ive gotta follow them. I usually just tell them to hurry up and ski down and straight air everything just to get outta the way fast. Theres been too many close calls where they carve all over the landing or cut someone off. Im tired of apologizing to other people in the park cuz of the mini chinese army i follow into the park.
 
i think this is really the thing that gets me angry the most. me and my friend were up at okemo last weekened and the park was packed full of a bunch of kids going off the lips to the rails and getting like a foot of air maybe with their dads following them. but that wasn't the thing that pissed us off the most. like around midday we were waiting for the last hit at the bottom and there were these 9ish yr old snowboarders getting ready to hit it so i beat them to it and my friend was still at the top so while he was waiting to go one of the snowboarders went off the jump which was like a 25-30ft table top and he maybe made it like a foot or two off the lip only from hopping off the top of it and somehow he landed on his side. well after this he stood up and looked to his dad above the runway (all the while still in the middle of the table top so no one could go off it) and he held his ass and starting whining like a little schoolgirl and screaming daaaaad. so then he just layed there as his dad and his friends came around him and tried to comfort him i guess i dont know wtf they were doing. it was just annoying so my friend and i skied off and rode back up to the top and we come back down and then he's there still on the table top with some ski patrol around him. i think he was there for 2 or 3 more runs...it fuckin pissed me off. the least he could have done was stand up again like he did while crying to his dad and go down to the bottom or side of the jump so the 20 people waiting could hit the jump.
 
i love it when kids think they can hit a huge jump and they come up to it with almost enough speed an jump halfway up the jump and land on the flat or on the back of the takeoff and then they ski off the side all excited cuz they "hit the jump"
 
a friend of mine broke his ankle last year because a kid skied across the last knuckle at the last second. my friend speed checked at lst second trying to miss him and came up short. CRACK. fuck, i hate racers
 
ive already had a kid stop when i hit the jump and i just landed on him...the worst part was he was yelling at me and im like what the fuck its your fault d-bag
 
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