Dude perfect ski stereotypes

I tend to memorize maps not intentionally but I wish I could remember calc as well as I remember trail names. This might be due to the fact there’s 10 trail maps on the ceiling above my bed so I see them a lot.
 
I’m a mix between the trailblazer and the headphones guy, but I only have them in when riding solo.
 
13974764:Nike_Nako said:
I liked it cuz it was filmed at Red Lodge, but thats the only reason I liked it
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Surprised they did it there not somewhere more trendy. Don’t get me wrong Red Lodge is a great little place (when there is snow) but usually they partner with bigger entities for their videos.
 
These dudes went to my college, kinda crazy that hogging the basketball courts for literal fucking hours at a time has made them successful. Least I'm not a bitch ass jerry tho.
 
13974798:-eREKTion- said:
These dudes went to my college, kinda crazy that hogging the basketball courts for literal fucking hours at a time has made them successful. Least I'm not a bitch ass jerry tho.
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In life you either become a successful jerry or stay core and remain poor
 
13974784:fishin4trout said:
Surprised they did it there not somewhere more trendy. Don’t get me wrong Red Lodge is a great little place (when there is snow) but usually they partner with bigger entities for their videos.
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Haha tittie

also red lodge is always fun as fuck no matter the conditions u can dick around so hard there it’s the best
 
13974898:firecrotch said:
the crowded commute is too real sometimes
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The worst I have ever done was when I met up with some kids to go to Eldora because I-70 closed when I went to CU. The guy driving had an FJ cruiser and I was stuck in the back with my ski gear on. On the way back this kid actually said, "I need to crank the heat up so I dont fall asleep" So the whole way back to campus I was stuck in a 105 deg FJ Cruiser in a claustrophobic hellhole with only the tiny back window to look out of. I literally thought I was going to die back there.
 
13974798:-eREKTion- said:
These dudes went to my college, kinda crazy that hogging the basketball courts for literal fucking hours at a time has made them successful. Least I'm not a bitch ass jerry tho.
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Didn't they go to some ultra religious college type of deal?
 
13974730:hubbards said:
weird how the jerry in the video is the opposite of jerry
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Quite funny to see the Jerry look similar to saucerboy.

Definitely not a jerry but more of a satire on the culture itself. It is completely ironic because the culture that it outside of skiing see's this as a jerry, but we see it as a humorous exaggeration of the culture that we love and find hilarious. I just found it so Ironically hilarious that that is how the outside world sees a jerry, but truthfully, 90 percent of the time, the people that dress like that are far from a jerry, just a sender taking it less seriously for the day.
 
13975378:-eREKTion- said:
Texas A&M. Just your run of the mill massively oversized state school.
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Oh maybe that was high school or something. Or actually it might have been that they met through a church event or club? Idk I'm not a fan or anything of there's but I watched some YouTube video about them and I remember them coming from some pretty religious atmosphere and I just thought it was interesting.
 
13975662:teamSESH said:
Oh maybe that was high school or something. Or actually it might have been that they met through a church event or club? Idk I'm not a fan or anything of there's but I watched some YouTube video about them and I remember them coming from some pretty religious atmosphere and I just thought it was interesting.
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I'm pretty sure they're mormons or some shit.
 
Mormons makes sense

Why the fuck would anyone other than mormons who are bored af waste their time shooting trick shots if they literally had nothing better to do and fucking chicks isn’t allowed but they not smooth enough to get laid anyways...
 
No ancient granola tele dude

no ski instructor with a million kids doing a snake

no big mtn tech binding douche

no jeans guy

no angry skier parent
 
13975992:skiguy04 said:
Mormons makes sense

Why the fuck would anyone other than mormons who are bored af waste their time shooting trick shots if they literally had nothing better to do and fucking chicks isn’t allowed but they not smooth enough to get laid anyways...
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Hahaha I never thought about this but you're so right. If you cant drink, smoke, fuck or party you might as well try to throw a golf ball into a cup from 600 yards away
 
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