6082 Posts
No Life
Apr 26 2005
4:59:20
Quote Reply  first. Walker. That was a SICK ass post on the last page. Secondly. I hope 1080 bio and misty 7 fall into quicksand while running away from this mad gang of people. THen, after yur in the quick sand, little quick sand devil monkeys will swim up and start to bite at yur lower region. They are like tiny pirranas, so u can imagine how this will feel. THen, the sun will heat up to intense temperatures, and the little devil monkeys will poop all over the place. Because of the abundent population, the once was quick sand will rapidly turn into a huge pile of poop. The poop has a greater volume then the sand, SO, it will rise above your heads, and get in your mouth. The devil monkeys will force your mouth open, and many of them will transport poop directly to your stomache, and others will smear the poop all around your mouth, nose, eyes, and ears, and chin. Then, they will repeat this, until you are so sick from poop, that you cry out for help. The cries for help will attract a pack of wild coyotes. They will move in quick and rip off limbs. THen the blood loss will attract the great white poop sharks that live in the poop. They are 17 ft long, and have 7 inch long razor blade teeth. They will demolish you. and you will be buried in the poop pile forever. The End.
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6082 Posts
No Life
Apr 26 2005
6:04:16
Quote Reply  ONe day.. Misty7 was on a stroll through the park. He was with his boyfriend. They were holding hands, when all of a sudden.... OMG, NO.. an enormous earthquake! They squealed and yelled, not quite sure of what to do with themselves. The nearby cityline began to dissapear and buildings began to fall into the ground. Misty7 and his boyfriend panicked. Misty7 said to his boyfriend, "Baby, what should we do?" The boyfriend did not respond, he simply began kissing misty7 over and over. They Lost some articles of clothing. It quickly turned into a steamy love scene. They were all over eachother, when the ground beneath them gave way. BOth of them fell into an endless pit of fire and lava. Misty7's boyfriend fell into the lava and died on impact. Misty 7 was able to grab hold of an overhanging rock however, and clung onto it for dear life. After about 30 seconds, firey hott oversize fire flies of hell flew out of the darkness and began to attack misty 7. They ripped off his pants and he clung naked to the rock. The earthquake stopped, and eventually, firefighers came to the rescue. They lowered down a rope to misty 7, and they yelled. "Grab hold, and we'll pull you up!" MIsty7 grabbed hold, but he couldnt get a grip. The firefighters were puzzled. "why can't he just grab hold of the rope?", one of the asked. Misty 7 began crying like a baby. he was naked, and the dirty fire flies had by this time made their way up his anus and were eating away at his insides. If Misty7 could only grab hold of the rope, then he could get up to the paramedics and they could quickly get rid of the flies. After a while of struggling, one of the police officers at the top told him, "if you dont grab that rope now, you risk falling into the pit!" His hands were soaked with sweat, and he began to lose his grip on the rock. Then, suddenly, a poop storm hit!! Poops the size of basketballs began falling from the sky. One hit misty7 square in the face, and knocked him off his safety rock. As he fell into the pit of lava, covered in poop. He yelled back to the people at the top. Sorry you coudnt help me, but... I CANT GRAB!!!!!!!!! If only i was better at skiing and grabbed my skis occasionally then maybe I would have survived!!!
THE END
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