Drunken story

[n-o]

last night me and some friends were over at a girls house and one of my friends andy gets real tanked up and can barely walk but decides totake a piss. we were all pretty fucked up but he started pissing on this chicks walls and bathroom so i took i gigantic beanbag tube and clocked him in the back of the head ( i was high ) and got knocked out and fell in the bathtub... woke up 5 minutes later and everyone ws yelling and the chcik was freaking out and mopping up the piss. quite the mess

 

[Albrecht.]

piss on the walls just sucks

especially if theres wallpaper

 

[n-o]

i dont have pics man srry

 

[jayamait]

hahahahahaha. oh god nolan that was the funniest night in sooo long.

 

[jayamait]

man i still cant get over that. after you left he was just completely passed out at random areas when i come back every time i saw him. i had to walk him home but we had to stop by kaylie's, where he puked on her lawn about 4 or 5 times with his hands in dog-shit. we got back to my house and he finally passed out on the floor. and this morning i had to explain everything that happened. i am still laughing about it. props andy brown!

 

[n-o]

fuck he does retarded ass shit when hes fucked..... shitting in a chip bag and throwing it in kaylies back yard....

 

[jayamait]

yah what kind of dumbass misses the pool. but watching tha was priceless.

 

[jayamait]

man fuck. im videotaping the next night we have like that.

 

[BrownEyedSteeze]

man....

andy brown 4 lyfe mutha fucka!!!!!!1

i cannot remember leaving adaras dude...that shit was whack

 

[n-o]

man andy why did you come on? did jay ophone you?

 

[BrownEyedSteeze]

no he told me on msn

jesus christ.....i do not want to do that shit again for awhile

 

[n-o]

when you coming to jays?

 

[jayamait]

don't worry. we'll make you.

 

[BrownEyedSteeze]

at like...5:30 ish

 

[n-o]

k cool

 

[BrownEyedSteeze]

i wasnt even fucked when i did that

 

[jayamait]

hey yah. wtf?

 

[jayamait]

ANDY BROWN IS MY IDOL!