How to get some action feat. the drunk band
Step 1: Put the band around your junk
Step 2: Go up to girls and be interesting or something
ITS THAT SIMPLE. When those hussies be axin for yo digitz you tell them where your band is. If they ever wanna see you again, next thing you know you're getting the old yankee doodle right there in the club.
PLUS you'll get a nice little vibrating massage from time to time.
Trust me I have a PhD from makehergush.com