Drug Testing @ The US Open

eastvailhucker

eastvailhucker

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heard rumor that this is the deal, not sure if it is for skiers who make it to the podium or for all athletes.

I'll post more when I hear more.

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that would suckkk

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guys why would it suck??? think about it for a sec....what drug can enhance your skiing? steriods sure as hell cant

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there would be like 3 poeple left they cant do that

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haha, really, if they test for pot or any other narcotic, theres not gonna be much of a competition

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no one in skiing takes steroids anyway.. they're only really looking for weed.. which is stupid.. its a skiing comp., not the olympics. that's diff.

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that would be soooo funny if they did a surprize test or something, dont think thats legal, but it would be hilarious, skiers like me could have a chance haha

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yeah when you go in to register they make you piss in a cup and then send it off for testing...You hear back in about 15 minutes then you get approved to compete.

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...i didnt do it

 
they can do what ever the hell they want. they need a warrant for one's bodily fluid...but they can say we wont give you the prize unless you piss in the cup

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I wouldn't doubt it at all my friend. They test for cannabis sativa only for the fact that it can mask traces of steroids in drug tests. Not saying it's reasonable in a ski comp, but it's not out of the realm of possibility.

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that suckkkkkkkkkksssssss

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if you dont smoke or anything for the next couple weeks than ull be fine. this is gonna be hard for some of you, but whats better, getting stoned or skiing. think about it.

 
ummmmmm.... ^ getting high AND skiing

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how long can THC be detected in your urine or hair??

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you can detox for a urine test but hair, thats a problem. i sure as hell wouldn't pass

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i heard hair is 6 weeks... you can take something and get it out of your urine though

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urine is like 20days

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shave your entire body...no more hair for a test. Im gonna laugh so hard if someone actually believes that and some kid goes up completly hairless...how funy would that be...

i guess if there are any straight edge kids doing it there in luck ha...

 
I heard this from a reliable source who is involved with the event....

all I know is testing is $$$$ and my thought are it will most likely be 'people on the podium'

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i garentee they wont do it because 95 percent of the field wont be able to pass it

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ha i'm clean so now i'll go there and do good because 95% of the people that ski smoke weed.

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for the guy who said steroids wont affect your skiing, i know it wont physically but if you get roid rage on the hill your gonna go nuts and you might pull off some super insane trick cuz your so angry

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he makes a valid point^

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they would never do hair testing on all the competitors. urine is the only possibility. hair testing is very very expensive

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i think any testing is ridiculas espically if it's not a sanctioned event.

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damn the comp would be mad boring to watch if they tested...knowone would be in it haha

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dude, i hope to god that they do complete drug screenings at the us open. that would be the best thing ever. ever.

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simmers, you serious? just because you don't smoke you want the other skiers to get eliminated because of their lifestyle decisions?

dude, you should win because you are the BEST. Not because they weed-tested your competition out of the way. god.

 
don't jump to conclusions, kendrick. what if i do smoke, and i want an excuse not to do the open?

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or, maybe i own a very prominent drug-testing company.

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anyway, there are plenty of people who don't use drugs who could probably kick my ass in the open.

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i'm flattered.

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i'm your worst nightmare, punk. or, something like that.

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i'm the most consistent.

this is not an image.

this is god-given.

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