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Dirtskiing

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this is probably going to sound stupid to most of you but I've smoked weed 4

times maximum and only only 2-3 hits each time. I did two waterfalls last night and I was wondering how long it will stay in my system for. I'm applying for a job Saturday and was just curious.
 
drink creatine and take vitamin b12 tablets for a week, one the day of the drug test take 3 vitamin b12 tablets
 
Normally takes 4-6 months until its completely out of your system. I know that eating lots of watermelon (probably 2-3 full melons a day) for about one week should eradicate the THC from your body though.
 
13542118:facedownassup said:
Just shut the fuck up, prove to me it doesn't work you fucking idiot
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Hahaha you are the one who claims that it works. Im simply asking how it works. I know that you cannot actually change your body's ph in any significant manner, so that isnt the reason...
 
Drink a ton of water and sweat it out by running. Saunas work as well if you have access like I did. Would also go with b12 and creatine like said above.
 
13542129:californiagrown said:
Hahaha you are the one who claims that it works. Im simply asking how it works. I know that you cannot actually change your body's ph in any significant manner, so that isnt the reason...
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how fucking dumb are you?

go back and take grade 10 science you dumb mother fucker

what do you want, me to teach you a science lesson?

go back to high school and ask your grade 10 science teacher about this because obviously you didn't pay too much attention in science class
 
13542141:facedownassup said:
how fucking dumb are you?

go back and take grade 10 science you dumb mother fucker

what do you want, me to teach you a science lesson?

go back to high school and ask your grade 10 science teacher about this because obviously you didn't pay too much attention in science class
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lol. so you have no idea? bout right. you arent giving advice, youre playing a shitty game of telephone.
 
13542143:californiagrown said:
lol. so you have no idea? bout right. you arent giving advice, youre playing a shitty game of telephone.
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do you even care how it works?

GOOGLE search "vitamin b12 complex weed creatine"
 
13542145:facedownassup said:
do you even care how it works?

GOOGLE search "vitamin b12 complex weed creatine"
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Sure. It's a shame you can't answer, though that doesn't stop you from confidently telling people to use it haha.
 
By applying for the job on Saturday, do you mean you are just submitting the application that day or you're actually going for the drug test? if it's the later, you're fucked sorry bro no way around it.

I was surprised by a dug test once when I first got my job. They are normally really slow before you actually take the test (like months), but they called me within weeks. Two weeks before I did the test, I went to see my friend for spring weekend at Fordham in NYC. We got all types of fucked up. Finished a keg, smoked a lot and did a lot of molly. I was getting high at the gym the next week from the THC still stored in my system haha. Any way, fast forward two weeks and I get blind sided by this test that I'm sure Im going to fail.

THC is stored in adipose cells (fat). Avoid as much physical activity as you can the day before and after the test and drink as much water as you can. I was taking animal pak vitamins before and after that weekend, which I'm sure helped clean out my system.

There is a catch with the water though, do not go into the test with completely diluted urine. They will know and you will have to do it again. The reason people take creatine is because it is a naturally found in urine. It is one of the substances used to determine if your urine is too dilute or not. If you drink too much water, the concentration of creatine will be too low. If you take creatine and dilute your urine, you might be able to slip one past them if you have THC in your system. Keyword is might.
 
13542158:DBack1321 said:
By applying for the job on Saturday, do you mean you are just submitting the application that day or you're actually going for the drug test? if it's the later, you're fucked sorry bro no way around it.

I was surprised by a dug test once when I first got my job. They are normally really slow before you actually take the test (like months), but they called me within weeks. Two weeks before I did the test, I went to see my friend for spring weekend at Fordham in NYC. We got all types of fucked up. Finished a keg, smoked a lot and did a lot of molly. I was getting high at the gym the next week from the THC still stored in my system haha. Any way, fast forward two weeks and I get blind sided by this test that I'm sure Im going to fail.

THC is stored in adipose cells (fat). Avoid as much physical activity as you can the day before and after the test and drink as much water as you can. I was taking animal pak vitamins before and after that weekend, which I'm sure helped clean out my system.

There is a catch with the water though, do not go into the test with completely diluted urine. They will know and you will have to do it again. The reason people take creatine is because it is a naturally found in urine. It is one of the substances used to determine if your urine is too dilute or not. If you drink too much water, the concentration of creatine will be too low. If you take creatine and dilute your urine, you might be able to slip one past them if you have THC in your system. Keyword is might.
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I meant to say avoid physical activity the day before and the day of the test. This will release more THC that is going to be filtered out by your kidneys and thus, end up in your piss sample.
 
The B12 and creatinine mask how diluted your piss actually is, both in color and creatinine levels. Your body releases water in the process of metabolism, which is why you get an invalid sample if you overhydrate before hand. If you take creatinine and b12 in the lead up to the test you can dilute your piss and get the thc metabolite ppm down below the threshold while still peeing yellow and fooling the test into thinking that you didn't.

But as a young fit person with a fast metabolism you will probably be clean within a few days. There is no guarantee so always get a home drug test at the store before you go in to make sure you are good to go.
 
13542181:Casey said:
The B12 and creatinine mask how diluted your piss actually is, both in color and creatinine levels. Your body releases water in the process of metabolism, which is why you get an invalid sample if you overhydrate before hand. If you take creatinine and b12 in the lead up to the test you can dilute your piss and get the thc metabolite ppm down below the threshold while still peeing yellow and fooling the test into thinking that you didn't.

But as a young fit person with a fast metabolism you will probably be clean within a few days. There is no guarantee so always get a home drug test at the store before you go in to make sure you are good to go.
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yup, which is why you only need to take the b vitmanis and creatine the day of. Also, bneing in a caloric excess for the 24 hours prior to the test will minimize the burning of fat for energy and minimize THC metabolites released.
 
13542126:Blurst said:
Normally takes 4-6 months until its completely out of your system. I know that eating lots of watermelon (probably 2-3 full melons a day) for about one week should eradicate the THC from your body though.
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No wonder black people like watermelon so much
 
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