heres what you do. i had a four hour lay over in denver a while ago, so i picked a lot of things up.
- some really abstract hair cut with at least two shades of dark blonde, almost like the color of caramel.
- the brightest, most obnoxious nikes you can find with the laces just hanging on the ground.
- a way too tight sweatshirt where every panel is a different pastel color.
- a vintage tee with a really bright blocky print on it
- tight jeans and a ridiculous belt
- keychains. a bunch of fucking keychains. all over the place.
this is japanese btw.
as a costume accessory, bring a camera and take pictures of your friends posing in front of pointless shit (like restaurant signs). make sure they do the piece sign.
now, you might be thinking, ok i look like every suburban high school asshole, and you may be right. you just gotta walk almost like your doing some lame half-ass dance, in a sort of zig-zag pattern. and have all your friends just the same and roll around in a pack of like 20, taking pictures and pointing at everything.