Dream park

extremely wide, fairly flat. no gapers at all is key. nice boxes, and rails set up under 3' above the snow. really nice jumps, and a un-icey pipe. with naked bitches cheering you on
 
a million jumps, a million rails, 10 new innovative features every day, perfectly groomed, no newbs or posers, 100 half, super, super duper, and mini pipes, full loops, and all the pros there willing to teach you, and NEVER busy, and if you are about to crash, a foam pit appears beneath you.
 
10 tables in a row, that are like 100ft wide, and have like 4 different hits ranging from 20-60 on each, and u can hit all in a line, pointing into each one, clearing pefectly.
 
yeah and all the pros r there rippin, and there r huge kicked with powder landings everywhere
 
perfectly groomed, tons of rails and even more boxes, a really long soft pipe, and a sick jump line with step ups and step downs. and hot chicks
 
1000 jumps ranging from 30-75 feet progressively getting bigger, a 500 foot wide qp. every kind or curved flat and kinked rails and boxes you could think of all 100% perfectly groomed everytime you hit them(including the jumps being groomed), a high speed gondola equipped with a t.v. dvd player, comfy couches and love sac, heated with drinks and food for free. Also no lift lines. And my beutiful girlfriend waiting at the bottom of everyrun, ready to get on the gondola with me!! and infinate ski movie selections for the dvd player. hips, step ups everything. and wallrides, gaps, and aaaah there is sooo much.
 
And oz of marijuana and numberus papers and blunt wraps and pipe on the gondola.
 
a park that is good for learning new tricks and desserted, with no people that hit the jumps 2 miles an hour and make you wait for like 30 minutes
 
I would was a park that elimnated flat light, and had lights for night time shredding. It should have about 6 - 8 hits all in a row, starting at 20 feet,, then 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80. You would straight line it into each of them, and clear the knuckle by like 10 feet. Enough that you could take one speed check, and still not case. Soft landings all the time, salted take offs and no ruts. NO GAPERS or JOEYS. and the rail line would be 20 rails long, with multiple kinked rails, urban setups, and huge gap onto a kink box for cork 810s and switch stuff on.
 
you all got it down pretty good, id ask for some good music, the illest jibs in the world, the hits you have all talked about ... and a ton of dudes taking pics
 
It's 75º degrees out and you can rock a t shirt and surprisingly the snow remains perfect. Naked chicks line the lifts but there are never any lines. you never slip or fall, and stick everything. wait.. perfect park or world? ha
 
a series of jumps that start at 35 feet and get up to about 75 feet with perfect lips and nice soft landings. then runnign beside it a 3 foot wide box that runs the entire way down the hill so you can just get on and stay on for about 2 minutes. That would be so fun
 
50 20-50ft jumps. 50 various rails and boxes. a wall, pipe, and quater. no lift lines, newbs, or other people (except friends).
 
Considering where I ski anything would be an improvement, but...

Not super steep with a lot of boxes and rails of all sizes with actual lips and jumps with really good and sorta steep landings. Never busy and nobody can watch you fall. I also sorta like the automatic foam pit idea, or something where if you loose your balance on a rail hte rail dissapears.
 
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