Dream about a girl

ski_salmon69

ski_salmon69

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Sup guys, having woman problems again. So I had a dream the other night about this girl who goes to my school but I’ve never talked to her or anything. She was like really fucking nice to me in the dream, and we ended up going on a date, and I don’t remember all the details but she was really into me. Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
 
14278808:ASAPJack said:
ask her out tmrw cmon only one month left go for it
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I mean he should probably get to know her at least a bit better first. But yeah just do it
 
14278815:CheesenChips said:
As milf hunter says ... respect the ladies

**This post was edited on Apr 19th 2021 at 9:14:19pm
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A man with a name such as milf hunter can not help but to be a gentleman
 
topic:ski_salmon69 said:
I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
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Jesus if you arent trolling you are a late bloomer my friend.

nothing wrong with that.

just play it cool. Tell her you are dolan than show her my thread list.

she will be so shocked and appalled she will pass out so then you shave her eyebrows while she is passed out.

she will look so weird for the next yr before her eyebrows grow back that she will interpret your look of disgust as you being out of her league and that she is lucky to have you. By the time her eyebrows grow back she will be so thoroughly in love and so invested in keeping you as her boyfriend that she will go to med school to be the family breadwinner while you stay at home jacking off all day and playing with the kids. She will be totally subservient (unlike the typical american couple where the male is a total slave to the female) to you and treat you like royalty and shut the fuck up unless spoken to, even tho she is a doctor and you are a stay at home dad.

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Think about it op. Its a win win.
 
14278823:DolansLebensraum said:
Jesus if you arent trolling you are a late bloomer my friend.

nothing wrong with that.

just play it cool. Tell her you are dolan than show her my thread list.

she will be so shocked and appalled she will pass out so then you shave her eyebrows while she is passed out.

she will look so weird for the next yr before her eyebrows grow back that she will interpret your look of disgust as you being out of her league and that she is lucky to have you. By the time her eyebrows grow back she will be so thoroughly in love and so invested in keeping you as her boyfriend that she will go to med school to be the family breadwinner while you stay at home jacking off all day and playing with the kids. She will be totally subservient (unlike the typical american couple where the male is a total slave to the female) to you and treat you like royalty and shut the fuck up unless spoken to, even tho she is a doctor and you are a stay at home dad.

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Think about it op. Its a win win.
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i see nothing wrong with this plan

she’s not even out of my league either, but it’s been difficult because my ex told all her friends lies about me and ya that shit doesn’t help
 
14278832:ski_salmon69 said:
i see nothing wrong with this plan

she’s not even out of my league either, but it’s been difficult because my ex told all her friends lies about me and ya that shit doesn’t help
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That sucks, by no means am I a lady expert but just act yourself around her and then she’ll eventually know the rumors are fake.
 
14278815:CheesenChips said:
As milf hunter says ... respect the ladies

**This post was edited on Apr 19th 2021 at 9:14:19pm
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Milfy, love him, got banned for using a slur earlier today so maybe don't use him as the example
 
14278794:Biffbarf said:
go for it but whatever you do, for the love of god do not tell her about this dream.
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It's not until you have your second child together that it won't be awkward to tell her.
 
topic:ski_salmon69 said:
Sup guys, having woman problems again. So I had a dream the other night about this girl who goes to my school but I’ve never talked to her or anything. She was like really fucking nice to me in the dream, and we ended up going on a date, and I don’t remember all the details but she was really into me. Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
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Just show her your NS account. I'm sure she'll dig the username.
 
Go look for tips on how to treat girls in the replies of the “PSA girls like nice guys” thread, seems like them boys got it all figured out lmao
 
Legend Of The Small Peen?

14278832:ski_salmon69 said:
i see nothing wrong with this plan

she’s not even out of my league either, but it’s been difficult because my ex told all her friends lies about me and ya that shit doesn’t help
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14278823:DolansLebensraum said:
Jesus if you arent trolling you are a late bloomer my friend.

nothing wrong with that.

just play it cool. Tell her you are dolan than show her my thread list.

she will be so shocked and appalled she will pass out so then you shave her eyebrows while she is passed out.

she will look so weird for the next yr before her eyebrows grow back that she will interpret your look of disgust as you being out of her league and that she is lucky to have you. By the time her eyebrows grow back she will be so thoroughly in love and so invested in keeping you as her boyfriend that she will go to med school to be the family breadwinner while you stay at home jacking off all day and playing with the kids. She will be totally subservient (unlike the typical american couple where the male is a total slave to the female) to you and treat you like royalty and shut the fuck up unless spoken to, even tho she is a doctor and you are a stay at home dad.

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Think about it op. Its a win win.
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Jesus Christ i dont even remember writing this
 
topic:ski_salmon69 said:
Sup guys, having woman problems again. So I had a dream the other night about this girl who goes to my school but I’ve never talked to her or anything. She was like really fucking nice to me in the dream, and we ended up going on a date, and I don’t remember all the details but she was really into me. Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
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It wasn’t a dream it’s a preview of what’s to come ?
 
Alrighty man so here’s what you gotta do. Either be completely clear about wanting to go on a date or just hang out and do some fun stuff but don’t put a label it yet.
 
14288035:WoFlowz said:
Alrighty man so here’s what you gotta do. Either be completely clear about wanting to go on a date or just hang out and do some fun stuff but don’t put a label it yet.
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Second one >>>>>
 
14278794:Biffbarf said:
go for it but whatever you do, for the love of god do not tell her about this dream.
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dont listen to him, this guy has never touched another human before. Preface your first sentence to her with "I have a dream..."

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topic:ski_salmon69 said:
Today I’m at school in this new class and guess who decides to sit right next to me! Could this be a sign? I have like a month left of highschool so i feel like I should ask her out soon
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Yeah man, if a girl sits next to you it means 100% that they want to date/fuck you
 
14289244:CLQ said:
Yeah man, if a girl sits next to you it means 100% that they want to date/fuck you
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Thats only true if youre bl—

err... have a huge wang.

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Gonna fly out some pussy for my boy ski salmon so that’ll he’ll stop bothering NS???? we gon get you help son????‍?
 
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