Dr phil random quote generator

[tanseygram54]

http://www.genfun.net/drphil.htm

enjoy

 

[QuazBotch]

You don't need gonorrhea to poop on a cracker.

 

[PLJaCks]

hmmm...

"You don't need athlete's foot to be a dick."

 

[twix_182]

You don't need gonorrhea to do the Hustle.

 

[BigJew]

You don't need a badger to steal your neighbor's porn.

 

[Ghst]

You don't need stain-resistant pants to run out into traffic.

 

[KillerMonkey]

You don't need stain resistant pants to blow my mind.

 

[eLevate]

You don't need shit for brains to touch yourself and giggle.

 

[EastCoastPride]

You don't need to think clearly to steal a car and go to Missouri.

 

[zepscratch]

that was silly

 

[Leckett]

You don't need parmesan cheese to wash your neck.

 

[jibmadfly]

That thing SUCKS, not funny

 

[throwswitch]

"You don't need to think clearly to dare to be stupid."

 

[skogenjake]

You don't need a bear trap to throw up in Tijuana.

You don't need a major in Philosophy to get drunk and pass out.

You don't need a pack of wild horses to laminate your shirt.

You don't need tight-fitting pants to treat yourself to a tasty shake.

You don't need husky pants to slap a cop.

You don't need athlete's foot to put salt on your Froot Loops.

You don't need a wing and a prayer to buy a stairway to heaven.

You don't need gonorrhea to enjoy my shiny bald head.

You don't need help to fall in love with an asshole

You don't need a lesson in astrophysics to shock the monkey.

You don't need feelings to fondle a stranger.

You don't need lesions on your knees to tickle a gypsy.

 

[invader7]

ebaums world has like a bunch of different ones

 

[GetMoney2]

You don't need a nagging mother-in-law to fondle a stranger.

You don't need feelings to steal a car and go to Missouri.

You don't need a spice rack to steal a car and go to Missouri.

You don't need a Frisbee to touch yourself and giggle.

You don't need bad manners to jerk off in a karaoke bar.

You don't need tight-fitting pants to waste time at the Mangy Forum.

You don't need athlete's foot to wax your elbows.

You don't need a pack of wild horses to ignore me completely.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

You don't need a spice rack to kiss a Quaker.

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

You don't need pepper spray to get all up in somebody's grill, yo.

 

[Corkster]

You don't need a porcupine to steal a car and go to Missouri.

what does a porcupine have to do with a car?

 

[BigJew]

That's why they're saying you don't need it.

 

[SteezePatrol]

You don't need a bear trap to make out with somebody's platypus

 

[eheath]

You don't need orange sherbet to wish I would shut up.

 

[Corkster]

You don't need a broken toe to fondle a stranger.

 

[hk_]

Haha

 

[cidnee]

You don't need a spice rack to hug somebody you wanna kill.

 

[nomensteven2]

You don't need your peeps to run a sweatshop.

 

[Arabian.]

you don't need Leprosy to swim in Lake Jackass

 

[Leckett]

You don't need Leckett to install a new rotor for your ceiling fan.

 

[rossiscratch04]

You don't need a porcupine to fondle a donkey.

 

[cjb1776]

You don't need to take a personal inventory to fondle a stranger.

 

[Leckett]

You don't need a broken toe to put salt on your Froot Loops.

 

[FUUUCK]

You don't need to take a personal inventory to buy my book.

 

[Apple]

You don't need a gambling habit to ignore me completely.

 

[nickmcnutt]

You don't need athlete's foot to steal your neighbor's porn.

 

[J.Bass]

You don't need shingles to do the Hustle.

 

[ski_cartel]

You don't need the weight of the world on your shoulders to laminate your shirt.