DR. NS

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So I'm not to shy about dropping a log in public toilets. If I gotta go I go, for the most part, there are some that I draw the line at. So my friend and I were in the BK parking lot which is where we always end up on our way home from a day at the hill and got on the topic of taking a crap in public bathrooms. He asked about my selection process. I told him. If there is anything in the bowl I peace out and wait for a better oppurtunity. If the seat looks to not have any unidentified brown smudges or pieces on it or suspicious yellow markings I usually just try to squeeze it out and get on with my day.

Well he claims that I have to flush first or I could catch the HIV.

I asked him how this was possible and he proceeds to tell me that if it's a power dump and I splash toilet water with some wee that came out of an AIDS infested weiner into my bum that I could potentially get dick rot and my dong could fall off because wizz is still a bodily fluid. I told him that story was garbage but he insisted. Should the toilet be flushed?

We decided that Dr. NS would have an answer. What do you say?

Spark Notes:

If you power dump into a toilet with clear wizz that came from a wiener with an STD and splash water into your butt hole can you catch said STD?
 
Fill a cup with the toilet water with the pee and drink it. If it tastes like a dirty hoes vagina it means it has AIDS. If its salty then your good.
 
No HIV has to be transmitted through fluid with blood in it. HIV lives for a very short time outside the body from straight blood. It is killed within seconds of reaching the outside air, if by very very unlikely chance the urine has HIV possitive virus in it. To get infected you must be a person susceptible for infection. HIV transmission only takes place from one human to anotherAlso there must be a sufficient amount of HIV that enters the blood for you to get infected, if not enough HIV is passed on then you will not be infectecd (there is a very low chance that if you come in contact with an infected persons blood you will not be infected.) That is why you have a miniscule chance of getting aids from kissing. Sorry for the rant but I just did a project on it.

 
^ glad thats sorted, nxt question... what if your dong is resting on the toilet seat and some one jizzed on it b4 you sat down... syphillus?
 
You can get syphlis from toilet seats. It's contact between the syphilis sores and their juice as well as fluids. Toilet paper those seats before you sit on them haha.
 
haha that's sad. But I just complete 4 projects on STD's and did an exam 40% of the years grades. I have not/ do not have any std's. just to clarrify haha
 
Remeber, if you pull the pants off and she has syphillus, be sure to hit her face with a wrench
 
i got this book called "why do men have nipples". its a book with a shit load of random questions and this is one of the questions they ask in it. yes it is possible to get diseases from a public toilet seat.
 
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