name ur's what my bro named his...steve.. and when people ask you why did you name him steve?? all you gotta say is nobody fucks with steve. steve will cut you. or name him what i named my cats.. snoop dog or dr.dre
My vote goes for Buddah, Jesus, or Mohammad. Blunts would be pretty cool too, but definitely don't do McLovin. That would be sort of funny to five people for a week, then your cat would morph into the lamest ball of fur the world has ever seen.
im guessing your not allowed to have a cat in the dorms so name it something that istn drug related or drink related cuz then when you yell grab jack danels your RA might think your drinkin and have a reason to come in. My suitmate named our Baxter but still yelling Baxter which i dont like but whatever. Name is something that would be normally yelled in the room like little fucker or something i dunno. have fun though cuz ours gets into everything and can be a real pain.