Dorm room cat name

name him after jack danielles, jimmy bean, captain morgan, baileys, the list continues some form of alcohol
 
name ur's what my bro named his...steve.. and when people ask you why did you name him steve?? all you gotta say is nobody fucks with steve. steve will cut you. or name him what i named my cats.. snoop dog or dr.dre
 
My vote goes for Buddah, Jesus, or Mohammad. Blunts would be pretty cool too, but definitely don't do McLovin. That would be sort of funny to five people for a week, then your cat would morph into the lamest ball of fur the world has ever seen.
 
im guessing your not allowed to have a cat in the dorms so name it something that istn drug related or drink related cuz then when you yell grab jack danels your RA might think your drinkin and have a reason to come in. My suitmate named our Baxter but still yelling Baxter which i dont like but whatever. Name is something that would be normally yelled in the room like little fucker or something i dunno. have fun though cuz ours gets into everything and can be a real pain.
 
That is my sister's cat's name. My cat is Inspector Carlos. Not sure where that came from, but now it is pretty much Nug... or the Inspector.
 
call it something that is funny when your talking to it....like idk.......shithead or something

"hey shithead, why the hell did u piss on the floor".......it works
 
name it hansel so whenever it meows you can say cool story hansel and people that don't know about it already will laugh
 
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