dorkiest looking ppl on the hill

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KootenayGuy

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anyone have any funny pics of how dumb some ppl look on the hill? One peices, garbage bags anything...

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what always baffles me is people just trying to stand up in the lift line. they look so awkward. i feel more comfortable on skis than i do on my feet.

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people who ski in jeans are hilarious, and i saw a guy in a hot pink powder suit, it too was hilarious

mean people suck

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i saw someone with a blazer and jeans once...it was great

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at JAy Peak there was this French CAnadian weaing strech pants and a head band, he looked like a pirate, it was pretty funny

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. When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, 'this one is on me.'

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One day in the spring last year at smuggs, the parking lot was all muddy. And some dude with a mullet and no shirt on was in a jacked up '85 Chevy Blazer all rusted out, and he started riping donuts in the mud... He was listening to Kid Rock. He skied that day with jeans and no shirt on.

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this guy is pretty goofy lookin

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last summer my boy and i were sitting on the deck at the roundhouse on Whisler and everyone started running to the edge of the deck. so we get up and there is this guy comming off of the gondola with just a speedo, a cowboy hat, and ski boots. everyone was laughing and yelling at him. he didn't flinch.

He was pale and fat as well. that is the worst thing i have ever seen.

 
i hope that was sarcasm^because it is him.

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i saw a guy at my mountain wearing jeans that were wrapped in like 8 layers of duct tape at the knees. he also had bright orange boots and insanely long skis.

 
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hey I think my one piece neon sun-ice ski suit is VERY attractive. I tuck the legs into my boots and one pieces are great because when I fall (which is alot) I don't get snow in my suit. PLUS the bright neon colours allow you to easily see me as I snowplow down fresh powder runs.

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Yep those old jeans pulled up high are awesome, especially when they are wearing a beanie that isn't on properly and just sitting up way over the ears.

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Yo man, I could DOMINATE that slopestyle.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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this was at the r-games at our hill. a bunch of guys decided to dress in neon suits and stuff. it's great. this is phil minter...

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i saw a guy with a table cloth on. he had cut it so it fit like a jacket and had a matching hat. it was the classic red and white table cloth which made it even funnier. but there is always the one piece neon colored jackets

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I saw a chinkity chang with a plastic welding mask thingy instead of goggles.

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One pieces are sick. You can't say there stupid

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ive decided the goofiest looking people on thie hill are the ones that rent ski blades, and wear a sweatshirt and jeans. the sweatshirt of course is covered in snow because they fall all the time and they wear sunglasses because they dont have goggles. and they dont have gloves.

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Whats the deal with the toques

I see so many people wearing dumb touques with spikes all over them or ladies with fuzzy hats like my grandma prob wore about 20 years ago. Me and my buddy just start counting all the dumb touques we saw. I think we have made it to 23 before down in Killington. That was a good day

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everyone is goofy.. deal with it.

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haha i saw a guy wearing jeans and old skool strait skis it was funny and he was rocking huge mute grabs of the big air at jay it was cool!

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I saw a girl who put her helmet on back to fromt, her mum then complimented her on her helmet. I told her it was on back to front, she went 'ooooooooooooohhhh really?' There should be intelligence tests to be allowed to go skiing.

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dude the gayest people on my hill are texans period. sorry if your from texas, but all the ones who travel across the state to come to my ski basin are so jacked up.

 
either the texans or the jews. i cant decide. the pilgrims and the space men look pretty goofy too.

 
Racers hands down my friends. Some dude rocking jeans looks pretty unrad but think about it, at least he only paid $20 and he can wear them wherever, whereas a racer could pay thousands of dollars for their funky ass looking neon spandex shit and goofy fucking race helmets.

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