Dorito Loco Taco

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It all started friday night. The tab came, and somehow 10 pints of PBR and 4 shots of Jameson were on the bill. The lovely lady is driving home and ALAS! a Taco Bell appears, and I beg for her to pull over. A steak grilled stuffed XXL burrito, two cheesy fiesta potatoes, and a Dorito Loco Taco were ordered. It was lifechanging, in that moment.

Saturday I worked a 12 hour shift, and probably shat 12 times. Lesson learned? You bet.

Anyone else try this dorito shell taco yet?
 
i like em, had em for the first time after smoking some spliffs at midnight. good experience brah
 
4th meal! They obv market towards stoners, who the fuck else wants to go get loaded on cheesy beefy shit at midnight with no thoughts to the consequences they will face in the toilet the next day? And Crunchwraps dominate everything, sorry.
 
Haha too many times has that happened to me. I tried it, it's good..but I like crunchwraps and bean burritos with no onions.
 
Yeah. I'm not above eating things that aren't good for you or anything, but I try to draw the line at playing roulette with Ecoli
 
hahaha ya sometimes when i get the special fries and that meat shit and the sour cream is mixed together i just want to throw it at the wall refill my drink and walk out.
 
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I just went to a mcdonalds for the first time in a long time the other day. We were parked and hanging out with my friends band at the venue. It was right across the street, and my buddy didn't feel like driving to get anything else. Got the nugz, didn't kill me luckily.
 
The last times I went to that place I ended up throwing my food out the window while driving. I tried to force my mcdouble and mcchicken down my throat, didn't work. I was like " I paid for this shit I'm gonna eat it" But just couldn't

The burgers always have chunks in them and they taste like ass anyway. The chicken isn't quite as bad on taste but it still makes you feel like you're gonna die after eating it.

And all there shit is sketchy as fuck.
 
truth.

i love how they want to be like a specialty coffee shop and you get these hipsters in there on they laptops and then you get the fucking fat dude come in and order like 3 big macs. confusion
 
the only thing there i will eat is the chicken selects cuz imo its the only thing there that resembles real food
 
It's still pumped full of salt fat and water but they aten't just whole chickens grinded up at least like the rest of there food.
 
jesus all the shit you talk and your too much of a fucking pussy to eat a mcdouble and you think taco bell is "ghetto," go sit in the corner
 
i had one the other day, thought it tasted good.

I'm not above enjoying crappy and cheap food.
 
I've "heard" if you ask nicely they will build a custom cheesy gordita crunch with a dorito taco inside.......
 
Crunchwrap Supreme and a craft single taco is all I will eat from that filthy restaurant...Tried the Loco Taco, way to fuckin salty
 
I dont care how fast food restaurants get their meat; if it tastes good, I'll eat it. I've been to mcd's three times in the past week. Feelsgoodman
 
dorito loco taco is a waste, if you eat it like a normal person, (in like 3 bites) you barely taste the dorito, your better off getting the standard issue tacos, you could have got 24 of those bitches
 
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