Don't you just hate posers...

Man, it's so annoying.
So I brought these ski stickers that I didn't want to school one day, offering them to my skiing friends. Then this girl in my class comes up and says "Whoo! Go skiing! I'll have them!" So I said, "Oh I didn't know you're a skier." Then she says "Well I am." So I asked her if she had been to any resorts and she said no and asked why not and she said because she hasn't lived in AK long enough to go. She moved here from Hawaii FIVE YEARS AGO. Then I asked her if she has ever gone skiing, then she says she slid down a hill once on a peice of plywood.

Also these other weirdo girls in my class joined the RIP CR Johnson group on Facebook. I asked them if they knew who he was, and they say "He's a skier.. Duh.. we're not posers." They don't do any winter sports and have never seen even a skiing video.
People like these just annoy me.
 
After claiming I met Sean Pettit the night before to a friend, I had a girl once tell me she has a house in Whistler (couldn't quite give me an exact location, strange), and that Sean knows her personally and they ski together, and that she hangs out with him all the time. ummmmmm
 
Whats wrong with joining the RIP CR Johson page? Just because you don't know who someone is doesn't mean you don't agree that they should rest in peace. And I hate you, always posing as a member people want on here.
 
heheh... This isn't so much a poser story, but a HUGE liar story.
Theres a kid in my class who claims:
He witnessed 9/11He has shot a bazooka & tommygunHe went bungee jumping and the chord snapped and he was fine.He ran in a Men In Suits Gang in San Francisco
and theres more, I just can't think of them right now
 
I once witnessed a kid claim his 1GB Sony mp3 player was the latest thing and could hold over a billion songs. Elementary school was good times
 
haha there's always that kid. there was a kid in my 1st grade class who said he was on the titanic and had to get 100 stitches from it. he thoroughly had convinced himself of it
 
I know a kid who claims to have been attacked by a cougar, then his dad tried to save him by shooting the kid in the leg with a shotgun.

 
the worst is when there are guys on the mtn wearing tall tees and huge baggy pants and they can barely do 3s on 5ft jumps
 
skiing is a different thing to different people. just because she slide down a mountain on plyboard instead of 1000 dollar skis doesnt make her a poser. she achieved the same amazing sensation that we all get and loved it. instead of trying to move her into the next level of skiing you are hating on her. typical newschoolers
 
That is so true and almost inspirational, and to OP grow up and get passed the lies. Just realize some people aren't confident in themselves so they have to make themselves sound better than they really are. And don't be a hater let people do what they want.
 
I'm not hating on her that they want to ski and can only manage to can go on a board. It's just annoying that they make themselves seem better at something then they are.
 
yes, i do hate 95% of you, who get mommy to buy you all the cool new gear each season, take pictures of yourselves in it, sport it hard on the slopes, and throw up straight airs and jib flat boxes.

hehe
 
It's all about the Liberating feeling of flying, rapid Flying through the air and coming back down Thank you gravity.
 
haha last year i caught my tail in a bombhole and tripped up my landing just coming off a box switch, and some little 12 year old, dressed EXACTLY like andy parry called me a poser, then proceeded to stand line and never drop.
 
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