"Don't you hate it when ________"

the_moderaper

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This year, for an engineering program I'm in, I need to basically invent or innovate something that helps make a something into less of a nuisance and I'm turning to NS for a little inspiration so my idea is better than my hot girl partner's idea. I'm not asking to steal your secret invention ideas, just your life experiences. All you need to do is fill in the blank... "Don't you hate it when ___________..."

If you want to share an idea of some terrific epiphany you had while high the other day, go for it. I make your dreams a reality :D

Past years have included a foot-pump to get your McDonnalds katchup so you don't have to touch those gross pumps or auto sterilizing pads for while you're at the gym. Creativity is key, I have a whole school year to design and all the resources you can think of.
 
i hate it when people spam NSG with threads, like earlier with the Do you watch ________? threads
 
thats why in germany they have fences all along the road and then every little while they have overpasses for the animals to cross
 
dont you hate it when you choose to save some scrilla by going to a community college for your first year of college, but live at home and have no friends...

forever alone.jpg
 
She wants to do a thumb print scanning pad lock. I don't know how we could get that down to a reasonable size though. No forgetting combinations though... Her other thought was an alarm for if your dog were to escape through their electric fence so you know when they get through and aren't long gone before you find out.

Hey 1337. I didn't think this was spam? I don't recall a thread like this with an actual meaning ever being made? This is the first time I ask for a little help on here and it isn't begging for someone to like my picture, relax man.

I had a great idea on how to stop toilets from overflowing by putting a small buoy on a lever tucked away inside the toilet bowl. If the buoy moves due to overly high water, it would activate a valve in the water line just before it hooks into the back of your toilet.
 
They probably already have those padlocks. and hot girl partners doing dumb stuff. i know what you mean. i had one for a bio lab and I was like "alright, I'll make this blood solution you make the buffer". she made it wrong.
 
I don't think he was calling you out for making a pointless thread he was talking about other peoples threads like "do you watch ____" I may be wrong but I think he was talking about other people.
 
Very good idea that has potential. It would be hard to create something that would work with every keyboard though.

Kerry, my only thought would be a very thin edible elastic band like thing or clip that could stop goodies from falling out the bottom and help keep the wrap all wrapped up.
 
i hate it when i get cryrogenically frozen for 1000 years then put my jiff pop in the space ships micro wave while a star implodes and the energy combined with that of the microwave send me ant the crew into the past at roswell nm and become the famous roswell crash then i kill my grandpa on accident but fuck his fiance, thus becoming my own grand father then i go back to the year 3002
 
^ I lold, thats a good episode.

OP, please make a freeze ray or a microwave that makes stuff cold. Although, short of spraying stuff with liquid nitrogen i can't think of any way to make stuff cooler.
 
hence why i no longer share with most of my friends. its always the ones that dont smoke and are doing it to be cool. whats even more annoying is when they spend all night acting high and blaming stuff on it when they are completly sober because of not knowing how to breath in.
 
ill try my best to post something you could legitimately come up with a solution for...

i hate it when my sheets get pulled out when i roll in my sleep

i hate it when i have to get up to shut my door

i hate it when i get awkward boners in public (invent a strap to keep it locked to your leg)

http://dontyouhateitwhen.tumblr.com/ heres a site mostly full of whiny teenage girls but you might find something helpful in there
 
always have your penis tucked into your waistband / belt of your pants /awkwardboners

i hate it when i get super bass stuck in my head
 
dont you hate it when you are going to fuck a girl so you decide to trim your pubes but you cut part of your dick and it wont stop bleeding so you make a thread on ns until it gets to 3 pages then you annouce that it was actually a troll and you get slightly karma raped and what you dont know is that during that whole 3 day period of trolling people your mom was trolling you by cheating on your dad with your mexican gardeners.
 
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