Don't you hate getting stuck on the chairlift?

dave...

dave...

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Cool, another trailer that basically summarizes the entire film, and even shows critical scenes as to what eventually happens, in doing so ruining any surprise, just like paranormal activity.
Fucking hate trailers.
 
same.But I think Im gonna see this, just because it looks pretty hilarious
"will do for skiing what jaws did for swimming".... yeah
 
I've come up with a new theory, I am convinced Level 1, poor boys, etc... all banded together to make this movie so that regular gapers/noobs would see this movie and it would keep them off the chairs...therefore we won't ever have to wait in a lift line ever again!!
 
k i figured out how you escape

-take of youre skis and throw them to the ground (make them try to stick out so you can find them later)

-next take of youre ski boots so you are only youre ski socks

-climb up the chair and standing on the backrest grab onto the suspension wire

-then shimmy along with youre legs and arms raped around the wire to the nearest poll (should not be more then 100 yards)

-finally when you reach the pole use the provided later on the side to simply climb down

-if you are on hard pack lie on youre back and slide down to avoid wet socks

-if it is powder just suck it up youre feet arent going to die

get to youre skis put them on and huck some 9s on the way down

ha fuck youre movie

 
I would do this except find my boots and skis and just shred my way down and call for help.

Movie over.
 
oh good, another film to create a completely absurd, irrational fear about something simple. The only chairlift film they could make that would scare me would be 30 seconds long. It would be me getting on a lift, all pumped to go, then riding it up, and as we're going over a steep rocks portion, the cable snaps and i fall to my death. end film.
 
not going skiing at night ever again....

kidding

looks like something i would miss but i might see it since it is skiing
 
tie your poles together and tie it to the lift, it wont get u to the ground but the drop wont be that bad

and this movie looked like an snl horror movie spoof
 
Man, that is pick-your-nose-with-a-gun stupid, but not on the same level of danger. That director must be legally braindead who says,"I like thoup!" In fact, this deserves a facepalm:

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I'll just fast-forward to the part where they lose all hope and start having "we're going to die anyway" sex on the chairlift, gaper style with the girl sandwiched in the middle.
 
Funny thing is this actually happened to two of my friends and I. Except it was at four thirty and we are in Ontario so we could see the top and bottom lift operators, so we just yelled and they started it again.
 
Half of me says this is a joke

The other half of me wonders how clinically retarded the screen writers, directors and producer are to think this would happen
 
anyone catch the "it will do to skiing what jaws did to swimming part"???? i LOLd
 
is this supposed to be a thriller??

and there's no way this could happen. its called sweep. the ski patrol runs down every trail looking for people in the trees to make sure no one gets left on the mountain. im pretty sure they would hear people yelling from the lift
 
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