Dont Let Women Drive your Ferrari

i saw a ferrari as soon as i pulled out of my neighborhood this morning to go to church. we were behind it for a while. the guy was driving normally but when my dad passed him in out BMW, the dude flipped and gunned it in front of us.
 
i got to drive a ferrari when i went to italy with my dad last year, it was a really cool experience. They are pretty hard to control when you turn of all the traction control stuff, and when you're not that used to driving something like that. which i wasn't.
 
"The unidentified woman apparently lost control after taking a curve at too high a speed, hit an embankment and flipped."

soooooo, you guys look cool now.
 
youre gonna spoil it, then its gonna want money, and clothes, and to drive your 360 Modena.
 
there is a freshman in my school, she's in Girl Authority, some girl band type thing, i think they're on itunes. anyways, she bought her mom a Ferrari. end of story.
 
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im sure she deserves more than a cunt punt tho hahaha
 
I saw a woman drive her husband's 911 turbo into a parking block so fast the whole front bumper came loose and was pointing at a downward angle.
 
its not that there more power, theres A LOT more power, on a freeway you could slip and pressure the gas too hard and rear end the car in front of you quite easily, also she probably had never driven anything close to that fast before and panicked.
 
Women drivers are terrible my sister drives like a dumb ass and I was hit by a car....Women driver stupid bitches
 
ha, i think that i am a great driver... my bf doesnt. Ive never felt scared riding with any guys, but there have been a number of women that i refused to ride with more than once...
 
I agree. I've driven my dad's 76' 911 targa a lot, and did well enough that he let me take it to a wet track and learn some serious driving.

No matter who you are, theres always really terrible drivers.

 
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I'm willing to bet that more than half the kids posting in this thread aren't even old enough to drive. Every girl that I know drives just fine too.
 
Probably half the girls I know have either flipped a car or been in some horrible accident. One girl I know almost killed a crossing guard with me in the car, and another girl I know played chicken with a bus with me in the car. One time I was driving a fucking moped with a girl on the back, we switched for 5 minutes and she ran it off the road, into a ditch, and up the other side of the ditch into a mountain. I was nearly killed.

One girl I know can give road head while she drives though.
 
This is why you never just toss somebody the keys to a Ferrari, most people have absolutely no clue how powerful those thing are. I have never driven one in real life, but I have played Forza for the Xbox with the steering wheel and it took me days of practice to be able to handle the car so that I wouldn't crash. And another few days to get good at driving it fast. And she prolly didn't flip it on the road, it prolly slid off the road and when it was in the ditched it prolly hit something that caused it to flip.
 
yeah whatever i saw a guy in a nice shiny 911 do it right in front of me.
and yeah there are plenty of chick drivers that are just fine, men just seem to take more pride in their driving skills.
its pretty hilarious though that i drove for 2 hours through the worlds gnarliest ice storm, and i was getting sleepy and my chick wanted to drive. switched and she crashed it 5 minutes later into the median. we got out, i got it out of the median somehow, drove home no problem. hahaha.
 
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