Don't get me wrong...

no_steeze

no_steeze

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...I fucking love bacon, but I CANNOT STAND IT when bacon is undercooked. I love it so much, i want to have sex with the crispy goodness, but when it is super undercooked and flabby and disgusting I want to cry and cause a newspaper worthy commotion at a local Denny's, even if my sandwich isn't from Denny's. All I want is for the bacon to be real bacon. When I bite into my breakfast sandwich I don't want to drag an entire piece of raw bacon out and have it hanging out of my mouth by a string like a fucking dingleberry off a half dead dog's asshole. i want it to crispily crunch and leave its recently halved counterpart back in my sandwich between egg, cheese, and bagel so I can savor it for the next delicious bite. So, all you chubby frycooks, BE PATIENT AND MAKE THE BACON CRISPY. But not too crispy and burnt...
 
Burnt is better than undercooked imo, but obviously neither is ideal

also don't get me started on turkey bacon...fucking pussy shit
 
okay i take back my previous statement.

this is my favorite kind of BACON..

crispy-bacon.jpg
 
currently i'm lying on my bed wearing nothing but a team monogrammed spandex unisuit pulled down to my waist...i cannot comment on anything involving secksuality
 
I don't mind when it's slightly undercooked, but crispy is FUCKING BONGOS.

I'd still take burnt any day though.

THE WORST is at fast food places, like Tim Hortons, when the bacon is slimy and and chewy. Making bacon isn't rocket science but they never fucking get it right cause it's so processed.
 
that's the best if you're eating it straight or as a side with eggs, but in a sandwich i like thin, crispy, and greasy
 
bacons has to be so crispy it brakes when picking it up, at least thats the way My dad and I enjoy it best
 
My dad and I share a pound of bacon before making an omelet before we ski. Just a plate with paper towel soaking up the grease, with a pile of bacon.
 
word gotta have towels when you cook it in the microwave

if its going in a sandwich though i cook it most of the way, remove the towels, then let it grease for the final few seconds
 
fuck microwaving. Gotta fry that shit up in a pan. throw it on some paper towels, then cook up eggs in the bacon grease. fuckin money!
 
This picture makes me confused. I would have sex with someone for decent bacon. If I have to eat these girls for bacon, I would immediately.
 
Naw man it's all about the stove, but be let it sit on the paper towels after it comes off so we don't get heart conditions haha. The grease damn good though
 
best for sure but i rarely have enough time, i'm always cooking bacon in a hurry and i don't like it one bit, i need time to cook my bacon
 
I love bacon, I want to have great sex and then eat a shit ton of bacon, or eat a ton of bacon and have sloppy greasy sex, or both. then watch tv with a blunt. perfect night, also I'm single
 
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