Don't fuck with the tigers. my short story

dreadyboy

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Don't fuck with the tigers

Frank was a

badass. Ever since the day he started to walk he was getting into trouble. He

was quite smart for his age. He would run down the middle of the road as far as

he could go until his parents caught him. He would hide wallets, remotes, keys,

phones and cut all the wires he could find. His parents tried to discipline him

and get him to be a good little boy but it didn’t matter, he was a hell-raiser.

He was also a really good liar. Even when he went to school, nothing changed,

except maybe for the worse. Frank started smoking and drinking in grade 6 and

he started stealing whatever he wanted from stores.

Frank kept up

his bad attitude all the way through to high school. He had pretty much no

consequences either, sure he’d been caught a few times but not for anything

major. Frank had gotten to know more

people like him in high school. They made a four man group, Frank, Jen, Theo and

Dilon. One day they were walking to Theo’s house to get wasted when they saw a sign

for the circus.

“Dude let’s go

mess with the Tigers” said Dillon. Everyone thought it was a great idea. So off

they went to the circus. When they got there they climbed over the fence and

they were in. They wandered around for a while ‘till they found all the

animals.

“Look at that

sign” said Theo as he pointed it out to the rest. “Don’t fuck with the tigers.

You know what we gotta do now.” They all went to the tiger cage to poke the

tigers with sticks. The tigers didn’t like being poked so they swiped at the

teens and surprised them. Jen fell onto her back just as an elephant walked by.

It popped her head like it was a tomato.

“The fuck!”

shouted Frank, as everyone rushed to see her, the elephant got scared and fell

back onto the bear cage. Unfortunately it was right before the bears were to be

fed so they were quite hungry. The boys were too busy with Jen to notice. The

only other person with them was the elephant trainer but he was too shocked to

do anything and the bears escaped. One ripped off Theo’s head and the other

tore Dillon open and ate his intestines. Frank was furthest away from the bears

so he had time to run. Unfortunately all the years of smoking and doing drugs

slowed Frank down and there were still two very hungry and angry bears. Frank

should not have fucked with the tigers.

And I don't care if it's shit I suck at english and will get marks for it

Just thought I'd share with ns

 
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I watched this documentary. I think it was called "people who own dangerous pets" at least that was what it was about. The one was tiger owners. The one bitch got eaten because she couldn't afford to feed her tigers enough finally after a while. They were underweight and she refused to give them up. Well it fucking ate her and her 13 year old son found her when he came home from school. Then they had chimp owners. It was pretty crazy shit.
 
Hahaha +k

And OP, what the hell kind of school do you go to where you could turn that in as a legitimate essay?
 
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